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時々そうなる

[T @TrupaTrue]

Maybe once the roses bloom again, we can too.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I need 6 certis to pull up to planet fitness tomorrow, they gonna let me out this membership one way or another

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Delivery driver throws a package at a charging dog before attempting to fight the homeowner

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

GRIM REAPER POINTING TO HIS WRIST LIKE DAME DOLLA #ISTHISTHEDAGGER

[James @ScriptsByJames]

it’s so funny to me that the Knicks won a title and 13 minutes later the entire league went “hell nah”

[Jus Smith @_JusSmith]

Niggas traded their finals mvp to their rival team for fucking paul george lmfaooooooo

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

that was quick

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO DISC? WHAT THE HELL AM I BUYIN’ THEN?"

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

nvm

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cracker

[Pory @pory_leeks]

They are passing the gun around everyday at this point.

actual doomloop.

[HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima @HazzadorGamin]

Sony & Microsoft every week 😭😂

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.