Parody Ted Cruz

Parody Account for Academic Purposes. Should not be taken seriously for any reason whatsoever.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@NotSenScottSC which is great #gsppbs

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@NotSenScottSC https://t.co/5TUsCL30Kc

[Joe Mansion @MansionWV]

Living my best life. #GSPPBS #Mansion

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@gspp_npr Are those supposed to be like Rita Skeeter glasses?

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@JorgeRamos_GSPP Wise words. @BlumenthalGSPP

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@JorgeRamos_GSPP @marcorubio @GOP_GSPP We can do this in Spanish if you want. (but not really)

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@GOP_GSPP disappoints conservative, patriotic Americans--yet again.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@gspp_npr This is like the story of the lone radio station sending out a distress signal in a post-apocalyptic world.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@gspp_npr the real ticking time bomb.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@SenCochranGSPP motion to vote on that

[James Risch Satire @fakejamezrisch]

@GOP_GSPP Retweet if you believe the rules matter.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@AMcGlowanGSPP @HellerGSPP It stings.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@GSPP_Dems @GSPPSenatorReid Then why didn't you just make your budget? #weak #gsppbs

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@GSPP_Dems having a hard time with procedures today. And having hard times with listening to Americans, all the time. #gsppbs

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

Fear confirmed. Administration is weak. #gsppbs https://t.co/4ZEfYQvTMH

[GSPP Joe Biden @gsppjoebiden]

#gsppbs Obama will veto a budget that lifts the sequestration on military spending without parity for non-military spending. @GSPP_Dems

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

"Crippling job loss." I wonder which administration has been in charge for that? @BlumenthalGSPP

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

#heisawarhero https://t.co/LphQ3UUdLn

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

Maybe @McCainGSPP didn't make Eagle Scout because he was locked up in a NVA POW camp. #heisawarhero

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

Urging @AMcGlowanGSPP to name and shame the GOP lawmakers who abandoned their pledges and the wishes of their constituents.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

#gsppbs I call on @GOP_GSPP to rescind any RNC endorsements for Senators who have betrayed their voters wishes.

[Parody Ted Cruz @TrusTedCons]

@fake_Lindsey_G Sad to say it is just the latest reiteration of a continued trend. #gsppbs