Dutton

I often ask myself this, which is worse: to live as Villain, or to die as a hero.

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Hii account imechange ownership mara mbili. First time I got it from a friend for free and it will be giving for free to a pal. Mda wangu wa ku guza nyasi umefika. I have posts scheduled hadi nov 23 so you won’t even notice any change. Walami wa husema adios miamoles

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Kuna jamaa huku huge account, huge following lakini kazi ni ku comment “ebu” “ni paste uweke mia” or reposting haga. Account iko na 30k soldiers

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I was listing you as my next of kin and you expect me to forget you?? Are you mad

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If you whisper to yourself, are you talking or listening?

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Ladies, normalize inviting your hot but single friends to the hang outs.

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The equivalent of this for men is being asked for breath mint before two-manning baddies

[oohhhellnoooo🇫🇷 @cyeeeee__]

A girl asked me for pads and I had extra😝🙈

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My very first interview I was fresh out of campus with this huge firm in the city, a city I knew nobody in and had probably visited twice in my entire life.
I was young, energetic and so eager to prove myself. I arrived looking sharp. CV printed, shoes polished, borrowed tie…

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What do you think of this

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Any mutual quoting those freaky ass posts gets blocked immediately. Bookmark them or something stop quoting and bringing to my TL. Some of us use X in public in front of people.

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Anytime I’m scrolling here and I see “I don’t know who needs to hear this…” I scroll too fast.

Nobody. That’s who… nobody needs to hear this.

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@six_stacks7 So a retard?

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Lend: To give something to someone for a short time (He wants you to lend him 500)

Borrow: To take something from someone with plans to return it. (You borrow 500 from him)

Are you a retard?

[THE NAJ💜 @callmi_koko]

I remember when a man asked me to borrow him 500k

I was at Kilimanjaro buying food when the message came in and i remember sitting for a while and all the story times women tell online was just going through my head😭at a point i was wondering if i was getting love bombed💀i gave him tho…i dunno why but i had the money and i cared about him so i sent it to him🤷🏾‍♀️

He told me he would give me back in 24 hours and he actually did, and he never borrowed money from me again

So now that i think about it, i can actually be lovebombed😭i am not bigger than that program at all.

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What do you mean TV stand ya futi sita elfu 68 Sugoi dollars

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Stop quoting those freaky Chinese homoerotic posts.

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Kenya Moore orrrr Kinyamuuu

[🕷️ @jhanesarkangel]

The pinnacle of Ebony

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Do you think boy elephants make fun of other elephants with smaller dck and they are like “look at him, his is 15 inches ha ha ha”

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Its 2010 umetumwa unga mpike chapo, Kibaki is the president and has only one wife, Machachari iko top,movie ya sinbad alafu tupiganie remote na siz a watch storm over paradise, juice cola ni 3 bob, kuna sweet za sumuni, kesho ni weekend ni watch ninja turtles KTN… life is good

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KCPE - 98

KCSE- D-

Course - Missionary (fundi wa mawe)

[#����𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

KCPE - 255

KCSE - A-

Course - Economics & Statistics

You?

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Nililipwa a few days ago:
Ratish liter saba
KC mbili
Uji power 1L
Boxer mbili
2 Gf allowance 167 jayden dollars each

Nafaa kuwa nimebakisha kakitu mbona hesabu haileti

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Meru and Embu ni same wozap group. Terrible terrible public transport system

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Sio wanaume wote wanaweza manage kupea waschana 1M in dollars na breakfast ya CJ’s. Someone has to hold it down hii side ya tap water, ugali mayai, vibes and strokes