Lusyomo

Binga Bull| Husband| Zambezi Valley| @arsenal

[BOSS KIM @bosskimhucci]

A guy had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him.

"Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Waudza mukadzi wako here?"
"Kwete baba."
"Why?"
"Handidi anetseke, vanhu vacho havatane stress."
"Saka wangu wamuudzirei?"

[Baba Ruhamah @MitchellMGumbo]

I have a friend of mine who is a Jehovah's Witness. A very upright guy. He gave me a laugh yesterday when he complained about how his girlfriend just shows up at his place uninvited.

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I hold myself to a certain standard in moments of conflict, and I expect the same from anyone I share a relationship with. Disagreements are inevitable, but the way we speak to each other in those difficult moments reveals who we truly are. Even in anger, I believe in preserving dignity, composure, and respect. The goal should always be to address the issue at hand, not to wound the person we claim to care about.

When an argument slips into contempt, scolding, or emotional volatility, it stops being a conversation and becomes something corrosive. I will not remain in a relationship where conflict becomes an excuse for cruelty or a loss of self-control. That kind of dynamic undermines trust, safety, and connection.

For me, a healthy relationship is defined not by the absence of conflict, but by the grace and restraint we extend to each other when the stakes are high and emotions run deep.

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@KaribaPublicity

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

Haa JEALOUS DOWN, ma MORTUARY ndinosorta hangu.

Deno government ikambondizama ndimbomutsa MORTUARY yepa KARIBA HOSPITAL.

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@VMusinachirevo Totandara nezvakareruka kuno

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@DandaroOnline Jechenene

[Sihle Mavuso @ZANewsFlash]

Bro Tip‼️

If you get those annoying messages from girls who are constantly asking for favours. Open the message but don’t respond. Let them know you read it. But keep quiet 🤫. Eventually the tone will change as she gets annoyed. She will begin to get agitated and say things like “ngcono ukube uyasho mungafuni” . Still keep quiet. It will escalate until she sends a ’fcuk you and goodbye message’ . She will then put up a status update sending a subliminal jab at you (ekugudla) that you’re broke and useless. She will then block you. Setting you free. You will be minus one leech in your life. Keep doing this and you eliminate blood suckers one at a time - Arty Mavuso

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

https://t.co/7NfSQl5CVA

[YZY @yeeezyyy360]

So sick buddy

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@Eddiek913 Damn

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@jnrflacko Is this a skit or something like that? Celebrity ndiani apa

[Baba Eiden @EidenDad]

@tapiwa_chiriga True story, pane muface akaramba mukadzi wake after audzwa kuti, "problem ndeyekuti wakarerwa nehure." Nekuti anga abva kubhawa kumaAM.

[Black & Forth Pod @Blackn4thPod]

On today’s episode of “Twunyaya Twa Munashe” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Have you watched the latest episode yet? It’s LIVE on YouTube

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@Blackn4thPod Munashe! Munashe!

[edmore munedzimwe @muneddmore]

Announcing the NUST-Model Business Services collaboration to bring practical industry level ICT skills to students and professionals. Watch out for certificates in Data Analysis, Data Engineering, Programming, IOT,...

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@Makomborerol Panotonyorwa hashtag God's favourite

[Lusyomo @Trustsiaz]

@AfricaFactsZone @HighlanderBosso Cremora

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Your ancestors are not evil, you are here because of them.

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

He came in with 38 needed off 19 and secured Dubai Capitals their maiden title! Sikandar Raza = clutch 🥶

(via @ILT20Official) #ILT20

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Fxck your feelings, if you have a job, be grateful

All this complaining about how you don't love your job, your boss, your workmates, your salary

In this tough economy, the reality is being unemployed is far more depressing

Be grateful, you don't know how hard some people have it out there!!!