TheEd.

It's only an opinion, people. It won't hurt you...! (Oh, and I love sarcasm 👍)

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

People say I can't multi-task but I manage to tick people off and amuse myself at the same time.

[TheEd. @TruthBomb16]

Yep! 👍

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

If I ever need a transfusion, my blood type is coffee.

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

I... do arm myself
To welcome the condition of the time,
Which cannot look more hideously upon me
Than I have drawn it in my fantasy.

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Explain this. 🤔

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

What I have learned from buffalo, cattle and elephants... it's impossible to lose weight by eating salad and walking.