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Aspiring horse doctor, 6 foot -2 inches tall, 3 webbed toes and 4 disappointing children

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A common side effect of garlic bread is feeling incredible

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Might start doing meth hot turkey 💯

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Any room is an escape room if you’re dumb enough

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Browsing LinkedIn at work because I don’t care at all haha

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Why did I tweet this

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I’m a genie but in stead of a lamp I come out of my dads balls #rubthelamp

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Just lost an arm wrestle ☹️

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Haters keep hating I’ll just keep eating my cheese string 💯

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Fart duel with the person in the cubicle next to me at work. I am winning

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Micro plastics for dinner.
#Delicious

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*whilst taking candy from a baby*
“I don’t even know how to describe how easy this is.”

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The man sitting next to me in the cinema smells of beef #yum

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Addicted to stealing Epipens

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I bet Ant and Dec have kissed

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Since when is having sex with a man gay? Thanks Biden

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Why did the pen pineapple apple pen guy ooze so much sexual energy?

I still think about him

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In honour of the Queens funeral I will try not to poo at all on the 19th September ❤️

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This quote is from my friend John at 2:15PM not the bible
#JohnGivesBetterQuotes

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A nipple flicked is a nipple cared for: John 2:15

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I hope one of the wheels on your trolley is jammed

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Scooby Doo gets away with too much