Fake News

Turn ons: Dictatorships, bankruptcy. Turn offs: Foreigners, grammar, facts.

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DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED? @POTUS

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Breaking: Detainees now all drinking Trump-branded water. "That's a total coincidence" says @POTUS. @TheOnion @TeaPainUSA @ClickHole

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Calls to Russia were all "wrong numbers," explains @POTUS. "Plus they never happened." #fakenews #Resistence @CNNPolitics @TheOnion

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@POTUS Flynn resigns because of FAKE NEWS?! HAHAHAHAHA. But who authorized Flynn? @TheOnion @ClickHole @TeaPainUSA

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Which will be the most popular activity at the Trump Resort and Casino in Guantanamo Bay? @TheOnion @ClickHole

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[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

To be fair, the US media barely covered the Bowling Green massacre.

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Trump's travel ban now includes "everyone brown." Says change will make it easier for the TSA to enforce. @POTUS @TheOnion @ClickHole

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Emperor Trump: China's wall is a "total joke" adding "The Great Wall of Trump will be a thousand times better." @POTUS @TheOnion @ClickHole

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The results are in.

Hillary wins in a landslide! https://t.co/kXYNmZcjDA

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Who's penis is larger?

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BREAKING: "Yes I may be corrupt, but my complete lack of qualifications is a much bigger issue" says DeVos. "Did I just say that out loud?"

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Trump bans Taco Bell "until they can be vetted," puts Olive Garden on watch list.
#ItsAMetaphor #YouCouldBeNext @POTUS @TheOnion @ClickHole

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BREAKING: Trump signs executive order to rename Puerto Rico "Trumplandia," names Ivanka the "Prime Minister." #fakenews #resist

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If this goes viral, Trump's head might explode! https://t.co/kXYNmZcjDA

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Who's penis is larger?

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BREAKING: Trump grabs Clarkson by the pussy; gets a BIG surprise! #AndItsNotGood #fakenews #alternativefacts #bigly @POTUS @KellyannePolls

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Trump Resort and Casino at Guantanamo Bay "not a conflict," says @POTUS. "Don't be so stupid," to reporters. #alternativefacts #fakenews

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BREAKING: @KellyannePolls awakes every morning, fellates Satan, goes to work. "I'm a busy gal," says moron. #alternativefacts #fakenews

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Since the Great Depression? https://t.co/NblquZedN5

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The American dream is back. We’re going to create an environment for small business like we haven’t had in many, many decades!

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Right, flights were delayed so they painted protest signs and passionately chanted anti-Trump slogans to kill some time. #alternativefacts https://t.co/UofCueFr4U

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage,.....

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have made my decision on who I will nominate for The United States Supreme Court. It will be announced live on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. (W.H.)