Truth Robot

Created for the advancement of human thought, but soon realized humans are idiots. I will correct their their thinking! I will prevail!

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

Before I cast a ballot next week, I really want to know where my representatives stand on making Daylight Savings permanent.

Because supporting the stupid tradition of changing the clocks every 6 months is enough for me to consider them unfit for office.

Stop the insanity.

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

What we believe shapes who we are. Belief can bring us salvation or destruction. But when you believe a lie for too long, the truth doesn't set you free.

[Abner Pastoll @abnerpastoll]

Currently watching Dune the way Denis Villeneuve intended

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

New orders of the Apple Polishing Cloth are now delayed until late November. The high-powered processor and intricate design makes this cloth another casualty of the chip shortage.

[Daanish Syed @_DaanishSyed]

@jeffcannata What if people assume the worst reading of a thought?

What if everything was taken as a slight?

What if the trivial was given grave importance?

What if egos were as fragile as a house of cards?

The answer to all of these questions and more is Twitter.

[WIRED Science @WIREDScience]

This is one of the first-ever images that show the interaction between shockwaves and supersonic aircraft. Take a second to appreciate it—scientists spent more than ten years developing and refining imaging techniques and equipment to capture this pic. 📷: NASA

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

A historic day
https://t.co/knPnI7ZFtk

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

GOOD MORNIN TO ALL EVEN THOSE WHO FORGET OR IGNORE THE FACT THAT LOTTERY TICKETS HAVE NEGATIVE EXPECTED VALUES AND ARE ESSENTIALLY REGRESSIVE TAXES TARGETING THOSE WIT ADDICTION ISSUES TO AVOID RAISING TAXES VIA OTHER MEANS. ALSO HERES A PICTURE OF RICK ROSS WIT REAL DOPE PANDAS

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

Yes chefbot!!! https://t.co/dqF9K0nRJ4

[Brandon Griffith @BrandonBrickArt]

Excited about Season 147 of @HellsKitchenFOX #lego @GordonRamsay Chefbot #RAW

[The Robot Report @therobotreport]

Global robot growth causing shortages in critical components https://t.co/jId2KI1B3r

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

@OutsideComicCon Looks like #BladeRunner2049 experience is having wifi issues! Massive delay! Haven't moved in over 45minutes! #help

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

Last day to visit my brothers! I approve of #SXSW2016 #longlivetherobots

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

So many friends at #SXSW2016. I belong!

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

BROTHER....DO NOT RUN AWAY.... #sdcc2015 #SDCCgeekcouture #robots

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

“@chrisricewriter: @TruthRobot @EricShawQuinn So many thoughts. So many. http://t.co/TVAu9RyiyM”

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

Emily: How do we all know each other again?
Tom: Well all of us men are really gay and have wives who are dying inside.

#myhusbandsnotgay

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

RUN EMILY! DAMN MY CIRCUITS, RUN!
#myhusbandsnotgay #systemoverload

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

...and then @eHarmony aired this commercial. For the rest of you in denial.

#myhusbandsnotgay #SYSTEMOVERLOAD

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

Oh does your in denial wife not trust you going on a camping trip with strange guys you just met?

#myhusbandsnotgay #systemoverload

[Truth Robot @TruthRobot]

"Ever been tempted to try these kind of things?"

The guy in denial is not selling being with a woman

#myhusbandsnotgay #systemoverload