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PARODY. SATIRE. I'm Truth Social's Cow. I'm better than the other cows on Twitter. Unofficial Satirical Truth Social Customer Service Representative. Satire.

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@Smokey_McT @3YearLetterman @DrewButler @TheMasters @Hermes_Paris Guaranteed their collection is inferior to Coaches. Luckily, Coach has plenty of room in his Ford Taurus to bring some of his collection with him.

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@3YearLetterman @TheCasualWater @piersmorgan @Adele Back to back world war champions!!!

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@3YearLetterman @SpaceX @TheTimMcGraw No disrepect, Coach, but we didn't discover outer space. We f---ing invented it!

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@MikeLaursen2 @SAAHunnell @3YearLetterman @RadioFreeTom @F1abraham @ItsTheSituation I came here to say this.

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@ScottieD92 @GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman I am shaking with rage right now that you would accuse me of reading. I didn't even write this tweet. I told a nerd from the debate team that I would beat him up if he didn't type it for me.

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@ScottieD92 @GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman Wrong. Completely inaccurate. They were invented by President Franklin at Fort Ticonderoga. They were originally called Frank Forts. This is where we get the name frankfurt.

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Despite all the money @RealDonaldTrump has made Murdoch, Hannity, and Carlson, they laugh at him and think he’s terrible. It’s time for him to get back on Twitter and reclaim his audience before it’s too late. #DropFox

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@MarkChangizi Yeah, I can't believe that Donald Trump locked us down for so long when he said that we shouldn't even worry about COVID.

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@JoJoFromJerz It's turtles all the way the down.

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@3YearLetterman @VernonMaxwell11 @RepMaxineWaters Sorry, Coach, but this is wrong. They were not brothers. Franklin was Teddy's father.

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@RepMattGaetz Notice how he's not suing for defamation because he knows that, during a trial, CNN would get access to evidence showing him to be a statutory rapist.

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@NoContextBrits Steal half the world's cultural patrimony. To be fair though, it is a close race.

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@RepSwalwell 16 year olds with social media accounts? @RepMattGaetz will vote for this.

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@3YearLetterman @littlecaesars @Cristiano These numbers are not correct. They are off by a factor of 10. There will be approximately 10 billion watching the Super Bowl compared to only 1 million who watched the World Cup.

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@RobThomTheTank @3YearLetterman @stellamydog He filled it with only one single great plum, not multiple.

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@wfaa If money is a form of protected speech per Citizens United then alcohol consumption is a form of protected speech too.

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@ACTBrigitte Not an insurrectionist

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@GeorgeTakei I'm waiting for the Fox News headline: "Liberal physicists are bending light like they bend gender"

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@NickAdamsinUSA This you?

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@laurenboebert 🤡