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Proud psychoproctologist • Pseudo-intellectual try-hard. • Try Again.

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Remember your government indoctrinated obedience by making you pledge allegiance to a piece of colorful fabric. By graduation you did this 2400 times or more, carving nural pathways that attributed this to patriotism. Wake up.

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@Avazoey_ Women dont want romance they want fathers. Its why its called Sugar DADDY.

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@guideforlovers Look at me now bitch im engaged to a different woman and happy

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@guideforlovers In high school there was a woman that treated me like I was invisible in all the areas that mattered. Everyone and I kid you not. EVERYONE. Knew I liked her. I was that sweet naive boy that was shy and tried to show her I liked her. But no I was invisible

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@NiRiF3R We fucking ARE. It not our fault you choose douchbags

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@dvorakbotanical Why am I being shown this? Alabama doesnt allow shipping here

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@johnnymaga This is a reminder that this is a white guy paid by the Whitehouse to act as a black maga supporter on x

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@cessonmute He didnt expect sex. Its hilarious how you gathered that from a video where you cannot hear what he's saying or any real context

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@Mappy6984 This is highly performative and very unhealthy.

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@MarioNawfal You only see shirts like these on magats who are felons.

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@_GirlSay Thats just a fancy way of saying all. Just say you hate men its easier than the cognitive dissonance

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@_GirlSay Id like to see the evidence there

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@scarlettscarlia Most of them do it out of faith not because its forced. All those videos you saw from Iran of people "taking off their burka" were just influencers known to follow a trend in completely different countries and weren't muslim

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@femalebodybuil6 Divorce her. She cheated on me tf you think we do?

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Women who won’t settle for less than a fancy dinner are rarely worth even a coffee

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@thisismeeema You are wrong. They are consenting adults your just projecting your insecurities onto them.

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@mattvanswol Huh...that reminds me of January 6th 2021

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@JadeK526 Women see men as money for shopping. Try again.

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Dude is so uncoordinated

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This is our Secretary of a War, Pete Hegseth.

No wonder why we appear to suck at war.

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@HannahDCox Except she ghosted him until he offered her a party at a really expensive place. Thats goldigger behavior.

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@luxemiaa (3) because if it isnt worth it after 12 years... then you might need to talk to him

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@luxemiaa (2) He got defensive and thats normal. Wrong for guilting you though. Its a good time to sit down and ask yourself what you want out of this marriage. Whether its still worth every second. Do you both still know eachothers tells? Do you both still steal food off eachothers plates