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Breaking Theme Park News so you don’t have to! What could possiblie go wrong?! Got a tip? DMs are open. (Parody)

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@MTARDI32 @Disney @Disneyland @WaltDisneyCo @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @RobertIger @BridgetAZiegler @elonmusk @RestoringMagic Jordan totally made this up, just to troll ya

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“… I mean come on, we’re the people that brought you an Omnimover with a height requirement. If you aren’t between 5’ 8” and 6’ and don’t have washboard abs you should take your business to Disney World.”

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BREAKING: On an interview with the “Theme Park Bros” podcast, John Sprouls, CEO of Universal Orlando responded to criticism of their new disability program, “…(Guests) need to be realistic about their expectations when it comes to accessibility when they come to our parks…” 1/2

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BREAKING NEWS: Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion will close August 7 through August 9 to make way for a Nightmare Before Christmas Odor-lay for the Cast Member backstage bathroom.

Disney said in a statement, “We’re extactic to bring this odor to the restroom” #backstagemagic

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BREAKING: Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando will be breaking a world record for the longest and most inconveniently tiring exit pathway for a house this year.

In a statement Universal said, “We’re excited to break records and keep our Guests on their toes.”

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LCR’s Chairman Richard Tisei stated “We can’t think of a better place that the Gay, Lesbians and Trans community would feel welcome than a world create by our hero, J.K. Rowling”

Comcast declined to make any comments regarding the LGBTQ+ community. 2/2

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BREAKING NEWS: In a joint statement from Comcast & the Log Cabin Republicans (LCR) details emerged for the 1st GOP debate on TV 8/23.

The event will be hosted deep within the vaults of Gringotts Bank in Diagon Alley at Universal Studios Florida & focus on LGBTQ+ rights. 1/2

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@AndrewOfPeace 2018 - Toy Story Land
2019 - Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge
2020 - Mickey and Minnie Runaway Railway
2021 - Remy's Ratatouille Adventure / Harmonious / Enchantment
2022 - Cosmic Rewind
2023 - Tron Lightcycle Run / Journey of Water
2024 - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

Easily $3+ billion

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@ArchivistJason @Mewhunter67 They’re are plenty, some just don’t make it out in front of the camera

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@YoPaulieNJ @davecobb Educate people

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@davecobb My biggest takeaway is that they should have taken it out years ago, and when they did announce it was closing they should have released a Disney+ special acknowledging Song of the South, it’s history of controversy and apologized for it.

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@Epcyclopedia Link please!

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@AvoidTIMtation You asked a very specific question and I gave you several design solutions 🤷‍♀️

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@AvoidTIMtation https://t.co/cr3SHW99Sd

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@TCJaalin I thought I knew what they meant, not I’m a bit confused, oh well.

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@tommyhawkins Doesn’t mean rides can’t be awesome even if they are an evolution of another. FOP is evolution (Perfection) of Soarin’ and Hagrid’s is an evolution in Jetski Coasters and Verbolten elements IMO. VelociCoatser which is top Coaster for me riffs off of Taron at Phantasialand. 2/2

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@tommyhawkins Verbolten was compared to Hagrid’s which is located at Universal. Most audiences aren’t used to a drop section in a coaster. Which between that and the quick transfer spike are the unique features that are most awesome. Your original comment was on being “floored” 1/2

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@tommyhawkins I factually understand what you are saying.

The critique is that to say that every Disney Ride should be on the level as Rise is an impossible (and unnecessary) standard.

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@tommyhawkins I guess the question is “Bare minimum” of what? Emotional connection? Thrills? I don’t want to drag ya hear or gate keep but don’t understand the critique that the most complex, immersive attraction ever created is the “bare minimum”.