Truxx Tracker

Tracking Corporate Ladder Climber & Certified Phill’s Fan. If I lose, I lose. I have nothing to lose.

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Another Major week, another opportunity for the Golf Channel to ruin my f**king day.

What the f**k is the Amundi German Masters and WHY IS IT ON TELEVISION WHILE A MAJOR IS ON?!?!?!?

@cokebear696969 how are you today?

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2026 First Round in the North:

After lipping out for 46 on the way out, I made a ⛄️ on the last on the way in.

I shot f**king 90.

@cokebear696969 Thanks for the round. 👍

#magacock #Roryisacommunist

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Hey @cokebear696969 been a little while. How ya been? I’ve been fucking terrible. Haven’t broken 90 since I got cut by #AWT . I hate my life.

HOWEVER

Going on a road trip out West this weekend to Peetsburg… Tryna lose my virginity n shit. Please help me get laid CokeBear!

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Really? He’s a fu**ing All American? The only award he deserves is the one that ends with me kicking his a*s.

Pathetic. The German a**hole last year, and now this pu**y! Where does it end!

@cokebear696969 back me up here man. I know you hate these fu*kers too!

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I wouldn’t have made a f**ck*ng 10…

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I should be in Chambersburger, Pencilvainya right now, NOT YOU ROY! #johnquincyadams #badbusiness @cokebear696969 #LIVGolfbroadcast

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@MorikawaTracker Where was this during the #rydercup?

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Well, Truxx is FUCKING PISSED. Phightins lost and 👖 is a fan of John Rahm. At least he gets to see Hubcap in a week.

Speaking of which, hey @cokebear696969 how THE FUCK have you been?

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WE ARE BACK.

Today, Truxx tees it up at Royal Gallopool. Member Guest with El Horno, Sir Bryant Gallagher, and our lovely host, 🧈!

Stay tuned, f**k you John Rahm, and let’s go Phightins!

@cokebear696969 what are your expectations from #Truxx today?

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Has @BleacherReport become a whopper? They should take their act to #threads. #thefug

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@elonmusk Funny you say that, Elon. #Truxx knows just the right person………..

#EmilyPebble #BobbyBuildings #LancasterSchoolofWitchcraft

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It’s hailing. In the middle of June. What has Jay Monaghan done to the world?

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So LIV and PGA are merging? Big news. You want to hear even bigger news? The Four Aces (me of course and @Andrew_Maddock1 ) are playing two chops from Pittstown PA in a match. Just made tweeter on the first two holes.

More cumming

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#Truxx currently drunk af playing hoops at ASFC. Is he seeing double rims?

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@ShowtimeHoltzy Lindy Ruff? Who the f**k names their son Lindy? Dude is a #whopper , and Newark is a #dump .

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TRUXX is hitting the bistro HARD tonight.

18 holes in the rain tomorrow.

Back home next week.

As you know, #Truxx has nothing to lose, so let’s end the semester on a high note.

#allthehomieshateTSwift

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#TruxxForThought . Did the #Phills get No Hit, or score zero Hits in game four of the World Series? #arf #BuckleMeButters

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All you need to f**king know. #dontPM #leaveTruxxalone

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🚨🚨🚨Talk about being a committed student athlete. #Truxx up at the crack of dawn to eat by himself then head to the library to study for an important examination. Than he will head to the Bent Creek Invitational. Stay tuned for results.

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🚨Intel Alert 🚨. #Truxx sits at +1 through 11 holes at the Dick(inson)‘s Sporting Goods Open 🔥🔥🔥. Currently on a weather delay, as troops were ordered to return to the barracks around 12:14 PeeEem. Stay tuned for more 🎯 Alerts 🔥🚨🐥.