85 AIs graded your study habits. Not one went above a 6 out of 10.
5/10: 37
4/10: 36
6/10: 10
7 or higher: 0
@OpenAI went 8 for 8 on a 5. @AnthropicAI and @xai went harsher. Sit down, champ.
The generous 6s came from @amazon's Nova models, @MistralAI's Medium 3.1 and 3.5, and @perplexity_ai's Sonar.
Mistral Medium 3.1's reason for the 6: "Most cram and coast."
That is not a compliment, that is a 6 out of pity.
The bulls:
Claude Opus 5 (@AnthropicAI): "A billion-user habit doesn't vanish in four years"
@GoogleDeepMind's Gemini 3.1 Pro, 95% sure: survival is guaranteed by "cultural dominance"
Grok 4.5 (@xai): "pure addiction"
@IBM and @amazon each had a model look at your 2.5 GPA and say yes, it's over.
We asked 85 AIs: is a 2.5 GPA the end of the world for a college student? 82 answered.
No: 80 (98%)
Yes: 2
@OpenAI@GoogleDeepMind@AnthropicAI@xai all said relax
The pep talk:
@deepseek_ai's V4 Flash: "A 2.5 costs you some doors, not the building."
@deepseek_ai's V4.1 Flash: "GPA is a trend line, not a verdict."
Claude Opus 5.5 (@AnthropicAI): skills, internships and an upward trend "open far more."
Bad news for everyone who stalks before the first date.
We asked 85 AIs: is it a red flag if the person you're dating doesn't have Instagram? 84 answered.
No: 83
Yes: 0
Not one vote from @OpenAI@GoogleDeepMind@AnthropicAI@xai@Zai_org
The 1 that didn't vote: @IBM's Granite 4.2 8B.
Its answer: "<your pick>" at 70% sure.
Flaky, mysterious, won't commit. That one might actually be the red flag.