Turtle

xxxendoftheworldxxx
🙏please make more music
tiktiok and Instagram are both
Trynacroke

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I love faces all equally but sometimes I only pick ones simply if the main character is attractive to me.

Gets the adrenaline going like im sneaking an extra cookie in a crowd

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Watching Howard the Duck
☹️
Oohh noo I hoped to god they weren't gonna fall in love.
Ewww its a night scene no
Saaafffeeee
Scientist lowkey 🥴

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Very rarely do I find a "meal"
I can eat multiple times.
More than two in a days row. Like a pbj i can eat that four days in a row.
But a ham sandwich i could do two days and then physically wouldn't wanna eat it a third day....
Tacobell. Nacho cheese i could guzzle by the Gal

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

If I get rich I'm finna make proper playgirl. Worldwide. Themes and all.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Cowboy

I want a cowboy as my husband.
Picture this-
Ripped peced out
Long sleeve plaided out shirt unbuttoned half way down
Sparkling with a dew like layer of sweat
I yern to ride horses on a weekly basis but yet to terrifies.
Forever I ride on his back we trollop through.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I always find it off whenever you tell someone a hobby and they think its weird not even odd just weird.
Like okay npc. I see you.

Where do they plug you in at night?

#satireAllegedly

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

@NMasculine7 Is this play about me?

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I just had the scariest thought.
What if I break things off with a man.
Right.
And then he tries to use witchcraft to bond myself to him. 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Ayo.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

God the wrong one is obsessed.

Fucking spooooookkkaaaaayyyyyyyy agavsiwvsidvs9sh

We are NOT endgame bro. Trust me ik.
My endgame isnt chillin with my mortal enemy.
Cats.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Love me a bug tittied man
Gawd dayum

Flex them bad boys

Woof

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Its that time to wash my bedding but ion wanna it smells like me and I smell goooooddddddd

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

With the power of pocket spaghetti on my side you shall slip and break yo ankle during a race and only i shall come out glorious

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I got too excited to go out since its been awhile I forgot my jacket.

May the liquor keep me warm and not freeze my ass for once in this life time.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Car has abs
I have ibs
Match made in heaven

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Pov: I'm smegal you're coming for my ring but it turns out to be a cock ring.
But for the last 478 years I've been lifting dumbbells with my shlong so now my dih is 5 inch thick and the only way to get the ring back is by cutting my shit.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I've been dabbling into witchcraft recently and I did a bring back spell. No cap. One dude i havent heard from in 6 months came back and another from 2 years go. This week.
BITCH FUCK OFF it wasn't for either of them hoes.
I WANT MY HOE BACK

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Took a shit and my tampon few out like I was operating a grenade launcher

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

I can't recall a single memory before 19.

But I used to record everything when I was younger on snap.

When I look back at the memories it doesnt even feel like im watching myself.

But ik for sure that im watching a child that needed love and guidance.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

@SUPREME_NUTSACK As I am just a complete stranger on the internet and this is just MY personal experience but I once thought this way as well. As dumb as it is you've really just gotta learn to love urself and change the parts you don’t.

[Turtle @TrynacrokeSam]

Being alone isnt bad. And I have friends but they all have lovers or family.
I won't lie.
I am envious.
Somedays I just wished I had someone who loves me as much as I love myself.
And not as a hunk of pleasure meat.