honestly, I think the easiest way to win in Robinhood right now is pretty simple.
build a portfolio with the following and you should be fine:
Cat Thesis:
- cash-cat:native
- thinking-cat:native
Culture Thesis:
- tendies-2:native
- $YOLO
NFTs:
- STONKBROKER
- Cash Cats
Platform:
- $PONS
odds are you perform way better with a mix of these then trying to chase after the next $100K meme praying it goes up
even if you feel like those names have already gone up, strength usually begets strength
we're still so early in the Robinhood Chain narrative that a lot of these could literally still pull 100x - 1000x multiples heading into the next bull market
just bet on the winners and chill
Everything that has happened so far has pointed to cash-cat:native being the de facto leader on Robinhood, no matter how many bundled and KOL pushed flippoors pop up, the same thesis that sent the cat to 220m is the same thesis that will send it back there and much higher.
If i've learned anything from trading $HYPE and $LIT recently, it's that the most opportune plays are reflexive. its always darkest before the dawn. Your conviction will be tested, at times you will feel like an idiot, on the verge of tears, your friends will clown you, tell you you're stupid, tell you to sell, but that valley of doubt is where the most opportunity lies. Weeks later, when your conviction play is multiples higher, those same people who grandstanded and wrote paragraphs about how it was over will pontificate about how they were "hedged for this outcome" or that they were always in.
I believe that Robinhood has studied the actions of their competitors like Coinbase and will not make the same mistakes. Crypto native capital is what keeps onchain activity flowing, not retail, creating onchain wealth for a large group of people will make them loyal users. Simplified, Billion dollar runners = multimillion/ Billion dollar apps, this has almost always been the case.
What shib and pepe did for ETH, WIF did for SOL, $cashcat can and will do for Robinhood Chain.
I believe $cashcat is one of the best spots we have seen in onchain since the memecoin mania of 24-25, hell the CEO followed the coin, back then that was enough to send a coin to hundreds of millions or a B on its own. Maybe I'm wrong and RH doesn't have their eye on the ball, if so, ill lose big, but I'm choosing to be delusionally bullish in what could be one of the greatest success stories in crypto history.
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