Trystan Mynhardt

Lace The Fuck Up EST4LIFE. Man United till I die! GGMU.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

straight from the muthafuckin jungle http://t.co/Cetk5V3HY0

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Time for some MGK!! #LaceTheFuckUp

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@8TrollFootball its not his fault blame the owner of spurs. . .

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@mikeykannemeyer Just the man who I was waiting for to comment!! Hahaha, now De Kock can show smith how he should have played;)

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WOW!! I'm so happy that smith is finally retiring #AboutTime

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I think the only way to save ourselves now is to be forced to do the follow on. . . #Proteas

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@SuperPo007 yho majita!! Ek het dy hobbit movie ge kyk. . . It was been pretty sickening!!:D #PureBoerAccent

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The weather here in joburg is AMAZING! #PerfectFootballWeather

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@TheEpicFootball thiago alcantara

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Please can this day be over already I missing my bed so much!! #ForeverAlone

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Football players are so lucky They go to practice and games every other day and do something they love and then have days off #WhatALife!

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Cardiff have to watch out for Soldado today, he's a real danger. Oh wait, sorry, I must have been thinking about a different striker. . .

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All time Premier league table since it began in 92.

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I am actually glad we don't play city this weekend cause I wouldn't have enjoyed another thrashing by them #United #DelayTheDemise

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The australian cricket team are just filled with a bunch of CUNTS!:). . .

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Take a bow, you BEAUTIES! ICC U19 World Cup CHAMPIONS! #BabyProteas http://t.co/cVSSV8MZ2k

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@machinegunkelly When you gonna come tour South Africa. . .

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"I'm Machine Gun Kelly what the fucks a pistol what the fucks a white flag" - Machine Gun Kelly