Trystan Skorzewski

[sydney @demiurgently]

a man with a savings account, deep down, doubts his ability to handle situations as they arise & needs to depend on another man (past self) to take care of him

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

If you ever feel behind in life, remember goku didn’t reach Super Saiyan until he was 33.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Most 401Ks return an average of 5-8% per YEAR. You could return 500% TODAY by putting your entire balance on a +500 bet. They don't teach us this in school.

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

People really have no understanding of the NFL rule book

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

If you're an American over age 16 and you can't name every single state you're a fucking idiot sorry not sorry. It's really not that hard

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“I miss him” and it’s just a sports player

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

I’m ngl, I would be tweaking on a mr. Beast challenge.

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Finding out a celebrity I like is British, is so gut wrenching

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

I fix airplanes now. Hmu if you got plane problems

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Holy shit i almost died (2 day caffeine detox)

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Been setting and achieving goals ironically. Most progress I’ve ever made.

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Blonde arc

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Miss him 😢

[NFL Legacy @NFLLegacy]

5.4 yards per carry in 11 seasons. @jamaalcharles was special.

📺: #LACvsKC -- Thursday 8:15pm ET on Prime Video
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/xSfPRGvF9A

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Praying on Britain’s downfall fr

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Wtf. My life is kinda good right now

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

@ClaytonKessler1 There’s a no trade clause in his contract

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Doing everything last minute is peak efficiency

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

@jacobgerri This dude uses light mode 😂

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

@jacobgerri Always appreciate my fans

[Trystan Skorzewski @TrystanSkorz]

Fake compliments actually piss me off so much