Theresa Taylor

• Lice survivor• chronic procrastinator • Costco Gold Star Executive Member •

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Sometimes I be in my car speeding and rappin like I got 6 felonies while I sip my Starbucks on my way to my management position at a respectable Gastroenterologist office.

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

Russell Westbrook and James Harden were definitely fried 😭
https://t.co/Qim56w2wTs

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

My dog has all the audacity to snore as if he pays bills…

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@crazyclipsonly In America we drive on the right side of the road…the explorer prob doesn’t know that

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Our house still has no power…our groceries are all bad at this point 😩

[Mary Coleman @Mary_reports]

TEP tells us more than 50,000 customers are without service. They tell us they are working to restore service to some customers by switching them over to other circuits. They're also responding to multiple reports of downed lines.

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Tried on my #weddingdress yesterday…got married in 2015…it didn’t fit…it was too SMALL 🙌🏻…that is all, carry on… 💅🏻

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@InternetH0F Your favorite coffee cup

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Not me waking up panicked, and then remembering I’m poor and safe from ever going into a #submarine made out of glue sticks and rubber bands.

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

If #rootbeer had caffeine it would be unstoppable!!

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Currently surviving on a strict diet of ibuprofen & NyQuil while staying hydrated with high quality h2o on the rocks. Follow me for more health tips…

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

The things people can do with #electricaltape fascinates me

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kanye West's wife Bianca Censori modeling a new Yeezy fashion line 📸 by @MOWALOLA_

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@Rtaylormade24 I married for love instead of money 🤣

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

I’m so indecisive…we’ll maybe…idk

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@ThatMikeCruz 💅🏻😜

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

You blow your nose on McDonald’s napkins, I blow mine on Starbucks napkins…we are not the same 💅🏻😜

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@Rtaylormade24 🤣😂💀

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

🤯😍

[greg. @mistergeezy]

not Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish...

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

If I was meant to be the bigger person, God wouldn’t have made me 5’3” 💅🏻

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Ladies; if they can’t handle you at your worst they don’t deserve to see your breasts 💅🏻

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

@justguero #missedopportunity

[Theresa Taylor @Tsa9381]

Sometimes there are no words that can provide comfort in certain situations…all you can do is just be there 🙏🏻…your presence is more powerful than anything you can say.