t

in Spain but the s is silent

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[t @Tsalgado_]

So uhh…does anyone still use this thing

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[evil elly @laffodiI]

going on a walk will save you again and again and again and again and

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore