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[nasci.cresci.gesticoli @TsayWedon]

In Italy we don't say "those were the days, man" we say "E RICORDIAMOGLIELO AL MONDO CHI ERAVAMO E CHE POTREMMO RITORNARE" and I think that's beautiful.

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In Italy, we don't say "pineapple pizza", we say "Bestia di satana" and I think it's beautiful!

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In Italy we don't say "I'm coming for you", we say "Hai pestato i piedi alla puttana sbagliata" and I think that's beautiful.

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In Italy we don't say "Don't touch me please" we say "TIENI GIÙ LE MANI PORCADIQUELLAPUTTANA" And i think that's beautiful

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In Italy we don’t say “everything can still change” we say “manca ancora il mio voto che può confermare o ribaltare la classifica” and I think that’s beautiful

[nasci.cresci.gesticoli @TsayWedon]

in italy we don't say "where is my boyfriend" we say "dove sei che ti sto cercando da questa mattina,non fare il cretino,non scherzare con il fuoco,se mi incazzo sono guai tu lo sai,non ti puoi permettere di fare quello che ti pare giuro" and i think that's beautiful

[nasci.cresci.gesticoli @TsayWedon]

in italy we don't say "clown" we say "@danielcosmic" and i think that's beautiful

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when conte said that form 4 may you can meet your family we don't say "okey it make sense " we say " dio ci ha insegnato che siamo tutti fratm" and i think that's beautiful

[nasci.cresci.gesticoli @TsayWedon]

in italy we don't say "that's so obvious" we say "eh grazie al cazzo" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "close the door" we say "AO MA SIAMO AL COLOSSEO?" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "i am tired of quarantine" we say "se facciamo come rottaro e losito? and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "i am done with you" we say "maria chiudi la busta" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "i don't undestand" we say "No ScUsAtE NoN hO CaPIto Il GiOCo, GeLAto?" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we dont say "i have big ass" we say "non me passano le mani tra le gambe" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "i am skinny" we say "me passano due giri di cuffiette" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "i think that's you're lying" we say "secondo me,stai raccontando tante balle qua" and i think that's beautiful

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in italy we don't say "bring me the pen back when you're done please" we say "AO SI CHIAMA PIETRO" and i think that's beautiful

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un classico italiano medio dopo essersi insultato nei propri tells:
VEDIAMO SE HAI LE PALLE, AFFRONTAMI SUBITO!
IO SONO QUI E NON HO NULLA DA NASCONDERE.
VEDIAMO SE C'HAI LE PALLE INFAME

[nasci.cresci.gesticoli @TsayWedon]

in italy we don't say "Omg my tiktok went viral" we say "nella vita imprenditrice digitale" and i think that's beautiful