Todd - King of The World

savior of the broken, friend to all, forklift certified, over 17, juicy thighs, God fearing husband, Card Carrying Badass with $wag

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

Welcome stalkers. Twitter is my outlet to talk about childhood shows, severe self deprication, and societal observations to make you smile.

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

Friends may come and go, but the pictures they take of you last forever.

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

I went to sleepy town and no one knew you or could find you bc you were actually in your room sleeping and perchance dreaming

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

I actually DONT miss the rage.

Please be nice to me!

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Sorry but is it ok if I start my villain era? No worries if not.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

RIP to one of the only people who got to drive the 405 with no traffic.

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

It’s Elmo’s world we’re just living in it

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Kiss me, I’m irate

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@TheMattGrimes When I think about beautiful penmanship, I think about THE Matthew Grimes

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

No big red

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2031 is gonna be my year!

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

I’m so honored to be asked to be someone’s muse, idc if it’s an instagram spam or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

If you could live ANYWHERE you wanted in the world… when will you do it and can you please lose my number after you move that far away from me? Thx

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Going to read Ottessa Moshfegh at the local coffee shop (I’m 6’2” btw)

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Directors on set tomorrow:

[Todd - King of The World @Tschleggs]

So are you more of a Roku City or a Roku Aquarium kinda guy?

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@Neil_McNeil Is you just gonna not credit @MariaSmal_

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“Drop the HBO… it’s Cleaner”

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Flat Stanley definitely had rich parents

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Strawberries are the bacon of fruit

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Orchestras should have those comfy movie theater seats in they auditoriums.