Khahliso Tsehla

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[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

We will be within!!! @Ntebo_Tsehla

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[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

@_LinksT @Ntebo_Tsehla Each other 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

I have a matter. You’re hired. @_LinksT

[MissMaya @sheslovableMaya]

Apparently you can also claim maintenance from your own siblings if you don't have income and they are do. 😭

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Unfortunately, Telkom has poor network unless usage will be in a fixed area with good quality network coverage and speed. No matter how reasonably priced, the network coverage issues are not worth it

[Alizwa Sikhafungana🇿🇦 @alizwa_mendy]

Don’t kill me but-
Telkom has a month to month contract which is 300 a month with 240Gb monthly which goes over to the next month if you didn’t finish it.
Hack? Buy the simcard towards month end so that you have about 400Gb at the start of the month. I’ve had it for over a year. Never ran out of data.

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Nithini???

[Daily Maverick @dailymaverick]

Zimbabwe farmers feed ARVs to chickens in bid to boost growth and profits, say industry insiders https://t.co/0wWQBwuQ1H

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

@Ntebo_Tsehla Ke kopa likuku mokhotsi

[The Presidency 🇿🇦 @PresidencyZA]

President Ramaphosa releases the National Water Action Plan.
https://t.co/6wHuq7goI2

[Modibe Vladimir Modiba @mmodiba10]

BREAKING EKURHULENI NEWS 🔥🔥

The Sheriff of the High Court has OFFICIALLY ATTACHED all furnitures and equipment at the offices of the City of Ekurhuleni . As it stands, the City CANNOT AFFORD TO PAY SERVICE PROVIDERS & SOON will be UNABLE TO PAY SALARIES.

The sheriff DELIBERATELY left the pictures of the handsome mayor ( because it doesn’t have VALUE)

I told you, I WILL FINISH THAT MUNICIPALITY.

Try me boys 😊 @City_Ekurhuleni

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

@_LinksT Ke tle???

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Xhosa men are the hill Ousi!

[Le Pantsula @Ntebo_Tsehla]

I can’t wait to marry a Zulu man, then I do this at his family home when they welcome me. After being asked three times if I love him by the chief of the area🥹🥹🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Is ANC serious though?

[Times LIVE @TimesLIVE]

Frank Chikane emerges as frontrunner to unify party ahead of contentious metro race. https://t.co/6qjuqY3SmF

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

I’ll even be the maid of honour!

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Nobody:

The bride's friends at the wedding after advising her to leave the groom several times:

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Instead of working with mines to step in where government has failed, you have all these tribal authorities, business and community forums fighting each other to enrich themselves

[EWN Reporter @ewnreporter]

[WATCH] Three young men swim across the Tubatse River in Burgersfort, Limpopo, after being denied access to a makeshift bridge.

The bridge was built by local men to help residents reach a nearby clinic. However, they charge R10 to cross and R20 for a return trip. @JusstAlpha

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

At this point, anyone who is willing can have a crack at it🤷🏾‍♀️

[Gcobani Ndzongana @gndzongana]

MEDIA ANNOUNCEMENT

The @LandPartySA unveils Comrade Nontsikelelo "Ntsiki" Mazwai, the Mayor of Ama2K, as its Mayoral Candidate for the City of Johannesburg.

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

This happens at Home Affairs in Maseru. Hawkers just step into offices trying to sell liphaphatha, snacks and other types of foods. Ntho tsa Maseru🤣

[Sompisi, Mphemba Ibhelel'ihle @mzwakhembhele]

Was in a meeting at a client's premises, a Sotho guy with a bucket full of boiled eggs came in the boardroom & said "Mae ke R3 ranta mooo", we all burst with laughter.
Nobody knew how he bypassed security at gate, entrance door & reception to get to the 3rd floor offices.

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

@Max_Mofo Me too. A baby girl. A cute mini-me🥺

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

Men annoy me so much

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Tigers are solitary creatures that value personal space, while lions are social and clingy, often encroaching onto the tiger's very space

[. @mrw1sconsin]

After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

Statistician-General Risenga Maluleke says the biggest contributor of Gauteng’s population is people from Limpopo. He adds that the biggest contributors are not people from outside the country.

Watch: https://t.co/uegZqYKpnR

[Khahliso Tsehla @Tsehla3]

I’m afraid Xhosa men are still the hill.