He didn't spent 2years in power but Increased minimum wage,Increased Army force salary, Increased NYSC allowances,Increased Police Salary, Reduced petrol price, Reduced food stuffs price, Built many roads.. He never complained about his predecessors
The best president we had.
When I'm drunk I'm very alert when crossing the road.I look left and right for cars and bikes,then I look up for aeroplanes and down for bombs,then I look back for kidnappers and then I hold my beer tight and start walking in zigzag to avoid bullets😂😂
I remember the day my ex sent me a breakup messages, my Mum asked me what I was reading and I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" , she said "but why are you crying"? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions"😭