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nhingirikini

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Zorel @zorellt]

"No puedes celebrar los goles de los dos países al mismo tiempo"

Yo celebrando el gol de Inglaterra porque me gusta Jude y también el de Noruega porque me cae bien Haaland:

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

For the kids who waited until the last minute to write an essay and then just word vomited onto the paper and turned it in unedited and still got one of the top grades, are you diagnosed with ADHD and neurodivergent now? Or are you a writer?

[Shiggs @blen_shiigs]

The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒

[bum @BattleRapBum]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TrendShift 🍵 ⏳ @TrendshiftTea]

Mara dragged Simba and I love it 😂😂😂#LoveIslandUK #Loveisland

[Sims 🇨🇩 @leizenomis]

Zlatan encouraging everyone to Fimbu loool. I am seeing things that I have never seen before 😭🇨🇩

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

mbappe preguntandole a dembele por qué metió un hat trick sin su permiso

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

now this i can get behind. not no damn jorts

[🦖 @RamoFootball]

Naomi Osaka’s Wimbledon outfit

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @theashrb]

They’ve banned social media before banning corner shop sandwiches. Ok.

[tomie tang uwu @tomiethetang]

usually if ppl have few/no friends it’s bc they struggle w/ social skills, depression, or have a busy schedule. none of those are moral failings. however I find it consistent that highly manipulative & selfish ppl are often charismatic & have huge friend groups who enable them

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Announced to my very African family I intend to go shark diving.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night, realizing how far you’ve come. Top 3 peak moments ever.

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

You can be on a concord there will still be a bmw trying to overtake you.

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Arsenal WAGs - wake up!!