Ted “The Stamina” Switzer

I’m Vegan, Deal with it

[Ted “The Stamina” Switzer @Tswitzy]

@ColIegeStudent 11:59

[Jeff Kaufmann @kaufmannGOP]

Republicans need to “take their medicine”? That’s a remarkable thing to say if you’re running on a so-called unity platform.

@RobSandIA’s campaign is all about political payback wrapped in feel-good slogans. #IAGov

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[krank @Kr4nkk]

Big leagues callin

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Wait a minute, Rob Sand moved to Europe and modeled for a pro gay company and then moved back to Iowa??? I was told moving back to Iowa was strictly prohibited by Sand tards!!!

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Peter Parker becomes evil in Spider-Man 3

First thing he does is answer the phone with “Shalom”

Sam Raimi is insane 😭

[LeVar Woods @LeVarWoods]

We certainly wouldn’t want any creativity now would we?

What unfair advantage? The one that requires the defenders to know where the eligible players are & account for them? Perhaps we should require every offensive formation to use 2 backs & 3 TEs so we know who’s eligible.

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[BrySi @BryanSimon]

This morning, I have been thinking about my life in blocks of 10 years.

1981 - 1991: Born. Played as much Nintendo as I could. Broke my leg. These days are mostly now a blur.

1991 - 2001: First job, learned to drive, fell in love. Graduated high school. Youth group era. Went to Bible college in Florida.

2001 - 2011: Got married, had a few kids. Bought and remodeled a house. Built a couple hundred picnic tables. Started playing Halo and making videos on YouTube

2011 - 2021: YouTube and Picnic Tables are my full time job. Built a new home and did a lot of the work myself. Started an IT business.

2021 - 2031: Oldest daughter graduates high school. All kids are now driving. I look forward to filling in these blanks over the upcoming years.

Hopefully in the next few years: I'll feel refreshed to write some new music, and just be happier and full of gratitude for the wonderful journey this has been.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

You drink out of paper straws so these disgusting people can do this.

[Cruadin @cruadin]

It's weird how people who go out of their way to look weird always end up being weird.

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

When Iowa stayed undefeated with a walk-off TD to beat Michigan State #Hawkeyes

[parker fleming @statsowar]

play college football games on college campuses

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

In 2021, Joe Biden’s Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”

What changed?

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Not blocking traffic. Not inconveniencing others. Showing boobs. This is the type of activism I can appreciate

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Every single day Paul gets vindicated that Women should never be Pastors.