~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread)

Ttalgi - Strawberry. Uyu - Milk. Ni - ‘Yu-Ni’ pun. Slim-thicc strawberry ballerina who knows her own strength and still underestimates herself sometimes.

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

I've decided it's about time to retire this account. It's been a nice, long, lovely run with all its ups and downs, but Uni and Rin need to move on, and without any serious active muse from either of us, the characters themselves should be set free, without slow writers >>

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

< going to handle the day.

“I love’em to bits, but they drive me up the wall sometimes.”

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And so the two crazy lovebirds flew off into the sunset like a couple of wild-eyed teenagers for the last time. They would have their ups, downs and all arounds, silly romantic encounters as well as serious heartfelt ones, well into their rickety droid >

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< uniform, please?” Nina hopped out of her chair and started to run until Uni slowed her down. “Oi! No running up the stairs!”

Uni had a short breather while the twins got ready for school. She took the opportunity to sip her coffee and ponder how she was >

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

You’ve been living in my head rent-free for five years, Uni. It’s time you went out and saw the world.

After we finish with Rin, I’m gonna log out and turn you loose.

You won’t need to consult with me for any decision you make any longer.

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

@PankuoRINji “Hey, that’s my line.”

There was a crackling sound from an overhead speaker, and the driver informed them that they had arrived at the airport.

“You ready?”

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

“Now that the two lovebirds have bothered to show up for their wedding…”

SeeU was officiating. Uni was wearing a rather gaudy pink wedding gown, complete with a veil, and she was blushing while she waited for @PankuoRINji to join her on the aisle.

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

@PankuoRINji I’m not trying to hold all the buttons. Just Y, and frame-perfect A. If I risk sliding my thumb over B it messes me up.

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@PankuoRINji “We’ve been through this, remember? I don’t have a surname. And I told you I’ve been wanting to be Mrs. Kagamine Uni.”

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

@PankuoRINji “You know I’m already buried in it, silly. I gotta find a new dance school, make sure they don’t have teachers that body-shame, all that good stuff.”

They were just about to get to the airport, anyway.

“We’ll have plenty of time to talk about this later, okay?”

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@PankuoRINji “Then you can expect me back in…oh, about a year.”

Honestly, Uni saw very little reason to try and continue her music career, but Rin was being stubborn, like usual.

“They only want the short skinny Uni. You know that.”

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

@PankuoRINji Uni’s lips twitched like she was trying to bite back a snappish answer. If she was honest with herself, she wasn’t particularly optimistic about her chances, but Rin didn’t seem like she was willing to back down.

“I’m gonna get cancelled, you know.” She didn’t say no, at least.

[~UNI~ (Please read pinned thread) @Ttalgiuyuni]

@PankuoRINji “God do you ever stop sweet-talking me?”

She gave Rin an exasperated grin and giggled.

“Not that I mind, of course.”

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@PankuoRINji “Rin, I -want- to. ST Media isn’t marketing me anymore. You and the baby are all I have.”

She felt embarrassed at her use of a pleading look. It was true, though, that ST Media did not consider Uni a commercial success, and abandoned the project.

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@PankuoRINji Uni wrinkled her nose at their closeness.

“We’re not teenagers anymore, silly. This changes more than you think. We have a child to be responsible for now.”

And there’s her mommy voice. She’ll be using it a lot more, and for real now.

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@PankuoRINji “I’m talking about the pregnancy itself. You’re gonna start craving foods you don’t like. It’ll be hard for you to walk. You’ll be lactating with or without your switch. Also the morning sickness.”

She’s on a tear, partly because she’s jealous that she isn’t the one with child.

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@PankuoRINji “Geez, you should have just told everyone at the wedding about our sex life, if you’re gonna say it like that.”

Uni gave Rin a playful slap on the back of the head.

“I hope -you’re- ready for it.”

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@PankuoRINji “You couldn’t have waited until -afterward- to tell me that?”

She tried to smile, but it came out looking like more of a sneer.

“That was the most awkward wedding I’ve ever had.” Implying she’s had more than one, as a joke.

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@PankuoRINji Uni let out an “Eek!” with a goofy smile, surprised that Rin was still able to lift her with all that extra weight. They made it to their “Just Married” limousine, and they were holding and groping each other in the back seat, when Uni spoke up. >>

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@PankuoRINji The venue fell silent, and Uni had a slightly annoyed expression on her face.

“…Okay, first of all, it’s about time, and second, you’re supposed to kiss me now, silly.”

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@PankuoRINji “I do.”

“Then by the power vested in me by ST Media and SBS Artech, I hereby pronounce you…wife, and wife. You may now kiss the bride.”

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@PankuoRINji Uni closed her eyes in exasperation while Rin whispered in her ear, thinking “Not now, please.” Meanwhile SeeU continued.

“And do you, Uni, take Rin to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?”