Everybody calm down. I'm last hour's lucky winner on @ballonsolana. I will split this prize between helping my broke bro @JamesWynnReal to get out of hunger and buying some $BALL so that I can join the poor once more.
Captain's been shilling hard on @colbertlateshow for the #memecoin industry. #moonpig dev🐷tagged along for better coverage. Stephen got a taste of that #fartcoin staking jar and had to bounce early. Bitcoin ATH and #altseason next episode I guess😎
These @coinbase scam boys were after my bags, but guess what, joke's on them🤡Tried to shill some tickers like #petunia or $xbt but got rejected.
Join a Cabal they say ... Generous guys though, they did send 1 $SOL to my account💪
Captain steps in to save #moonpig from the incoming rugpull. Keep your wits, bros. Don't sell - Don't rug bros. #ALTSEASON + Solana memecoin supercycle.
FUTURE LAMBO OWNERS 🏎️LFG!!
Riding the rollercoaster has never been this rewarding. With my new $house paid off, I'm looking into getting a new spouse. This #memecoin is wife-changing, ngl.
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Shoutout to my #trencher homies out there. Real ones. Alphas. Hope you took some gains on $RUE and $house bros. I'm out grabbing some #VentureCapital while working the $TRUMP table invite. Keep grinding the #titcoin and staking that #fartcoin bros
Everyone has their own Mentorship👨🎓Program now. Captain's Academy prints #Crypto millionaires like the Fed prints $USD 💵So watch out @Cobratate your students are now mine. You can $troll me for my $trump short, but my subscriptions are insane.
Thank you Donald #Trump for ruining my day. I've been hitting the beach with my bros celebrating #ALTSEASON to find out $TRUMP is pumping like crazy, while I forgot to close my short.