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Hamptons season is almost over, i’m gonna kill myself

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ew, maybe he just looks like that

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Trevor Zegras got fat in the offseason

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2002 was a challenging year in bordeaux, but a beautiful year in Jacksonville Florida

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rebranding socialism to “capitalism 2”

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Trevor Zegras got fat in the offseason

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looking forward to my morning “fuck around” meeting. Not so sure about the afternoon “find out” on the schedule

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drinking the much milder three loko

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did they ever get that soccer team out of the cave?

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i’m not paying an HOA to tell my my grass needs to be cut, my wife does that for free!!

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mugshot in my tinder bio so everyone knows i’m actually 6’2”

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killed 3 birds with 2 stones, so i’m getting there

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the youth biker gangs in my neighborhood are all riding $2,000 Treks

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i’m uncomfortable at loud bars because i’m worried no one will hear my jokes

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girth reveal at 15 followers

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frank ocean has a little brother named frank pond

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if this shit is 5.5% beer WHAT THE HELL IS THE REST OF IT??

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having a job is awesome, they’re paying me to do 3 things per day and make the office laugh

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Barack Obama… the basketball player?

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which one is Ralph and which is Lauren

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do you think Colin Kaepernick still kneels for the anthem?