Then: A fascist regime used their military might to invade and occupy another sovereign country
Now: immigrants coming to country in search of a better life
Ole Whiskey Dick: these are exactly the same thing.
Congrats on continuing to make us less and less respected 🫡
Pete Hegseth warned that Europe faces what he called an invasion of dangerous ideologies arriving by sea, linking immigration to the legacy of the D-Day landings in remarks in Normandy https://t.co/fDfTj1k24t
The Treasury Department is preparing to print $250 bills with President Trump’s face on them and is just waiting for Congress’ green light, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says. https://t.co/wDfVDoWaSP
@MattFriedmanNJ It's wild to me, as someone who teaches band, how few parents are heavily involved in the band program. One where they can make a significantly more tangible difference in student's experience, versus all the parents who show up for say football where they are merely spectators
Corporate America enters its AI reckoning phase as IT bills keep rising and consumer sentiment nosedives.
My latest, which includes an account from a CFO fretting over a half a *billion* dollar accidental AI bill: https://t.co/EQhgn0v8DI
BREAKING: The Trump administration announces a $1.7 billion fund to compensate prosecuted allies after dropping a lawsuit against the IRS. https://t.co/2kh5VINHpl
Hell of a run @StephenAtHome@colbertlateshow, the world is worse off without you on the air. The last show was everything it should be, a celebration of an extraordinary legacy of The Late Show.
PS: eat shit CBS 😊
NEW TONIGHT: The Watertown United School District Board of Education voted almost unanimously to disallow its band’s wind ensemble from performing Mother of a Revolution, a world-renowned composition by Omar Thomas. https://t.co/FbrcPc2sm0
@MattFriedmanNJ Let's be honest, a vast majority of those people didnt actually care about the whales. It was just a convenient argument that was better than "I don't like how turbines will look"
MS NOW Exclusive:
The FBI has launched a criminal leak investigation focusing on Atlantic magazine journalist Sarah Fitzpatrick, who wrote that deeply unflattering account of Kash Patel's work habits.
There is deep concern about this approach among some of the FBI agents. https://t.co/TxR3Ze7Lax
Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. https://t.co/2ZGUjZR0uJ
NEW: FCC to direct eight Disney-owned TV stations to file early license renewals, a source says, adding that the "unprecedented" action was directly tied to ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's recent joke about first lady Melania Trump. https://t.co/MbJxsKQHa8
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Jimmy Kimmel ‘disgustingly called first lady Melania Trump an expectant widow,’ during a monologue prior to the weekend shooting incident. Melania Trump called on ABC to ‘take a stand’ against Kimmel https://t.co/PBUbEmIvR8
Ignoring the fact you'd have to be absolutely fucking stupid to believe that's the truth...
...the explanation of the "truth" only makes it worse. The man's brain is mashed potatoes
Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.
Ah yes, the thing Americans worry about most in life is the Pope's views* on crime in America and Iranian nuclear capability.
*views that our POTUS is just assuming (??) he has
#stablegenius