Brando

Rutgers grad. I make things go boom for a living. Taking life one adventure at a time.

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

If you're gonna show up in my mentions, at least have a cognitive argument.

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Then: A fascist regime used their military might to invade and occupy another sovereign country

Now: immigrants coming to country in search of a better life

Ole Whiskey Dick: these are exactly the same thing.

Congrats on continuing to make us less and less respected 🫡

[Reuters @Reuters]

Pete Hegseth warned that Europe faces what he called an invasion of dangerous ideologies arriving by sea, linking immigration to the legacy of the D-Day landings in remarks in Normandy https://t.co/fDfTj1k24t

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

@ZuzuOnFire I lost braincells watching that video.

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

The amount of ball gargling this administration does of POTUS on a daily basis would put a 18th century brothel to shame.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The Treasury Department is preparing to print $250 bills with President Trump’s face on them and is just waiting for Congress’ green light, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says. https://t.co/wDfVDoWaSP

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

@MattFriedmanNJ It's wild to me, as someone who teaches band, how few parents are heavily involved in the band program. One where they can make a significantly more tangible difference in student's experience, versus all the parents who show up for say football where they are merely spectators

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

Corporate America enters its AI reckoning phase as IT bills keep rising and consumer sentiment nosedives.

My latest, which includes an account from a CFO fretting over a half a *billion* dollar accidental AI bill: https://t.co/EQhgn0v8DI

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

I'm starting to think the "gas go down" button doesn't exist...

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

But I was told the President has a magical "make gas cheap" button on their desk that Democrats just refused to use...

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

"Kamala High Prices, Trump Low Prices"

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Hey DOGE I found some real government waste.

Boggles my mind anyone could argue the legality of this. Absolute blatant corruption

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Trump administration announces a $1.7 billion fund to compensate prosecuted allies after dropping a lawsuit against the IRS. https://t.co/2kh5VINHpl

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Hell of a run @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow, the world is worse off without you on the air. The last show was everything it should be, a celebration of an extraordinary legacy of The Late Show.

PS: eat shit CBS 😊

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Just remove the title from the program and play it anyway. These fucknuts wouldn't know the difference.

[News 3 Now / Channel 3000 @WISCTV_News3]

NEW TONIGHT: The Watertown United School District Board of Education voted almost unanimously to disallow its band’s wind ensemble from performing Mother of a Revolution, a world-renowned composition by Omar Thomas. https://t.co/FbrcPc2sm0

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

@MattFriedmanNJ Let's be honest, a vast majority of those people didnt actually care about the whales. It was just a convenient argument that was better than "I don't like how turbines will look"

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

I found that "weaponization of the government" Republicans are obsessed with finding

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

MS NOW Exclusive:

The FBI has launched a criminal leak investigation focusing on Atlantic magazine journalist Sarah Fitzpatrick, who wrote that deeply unflattering account of Kash Patel's work habits.

There is deep concern about this approach among some of the FBI agents. https://t.co/TxR3Ze7Lax

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Solving a nonexistant problem with a solution no one asked for!

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. https://t.co/2ZGUjZR0uJ

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

"Comedy is legal now"

[NBC News @NBCNews]

NEW: FCC to direct eight Disney-owned TV stations to file early license renewals, a source says, adding that the "unprecedented" action was directly tied to ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's recent joke about first lady Melania Trump. https://t.co/MbJxsKQHa8

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

I love fake outrage, tying an old joke to a current event. Must be exhausting constantly twisting yourself into pretzels #snowflakes

[Reuters @Reuters]

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Jimmy Kimmel ‘disgustingly called first lady Melania Trump an expectant widow,’ during a monologue prior to the weekend shooting incident. Melania Trump called on ABC to ‘take a stand’ against Kimmel https://t.co/PBUbEmIvR8

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

@Dave_White Another solid center would probably be a good choice, feels like forever since we've had a good one two punch. But what do I know 😅

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

The absolute lack of spacial and situational awareness of people once they enter Costco, especially on weekends, needs to be studied in a lab.

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Ignoring the fact you'd have to be absolutely fucking stupid to believe that's the truth...

...the explanation of the "truth" only makes it worse. The man's brain is mashed potatoes

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

[Brando @TubaBrandon]

Ah yes, the thing Americans worry about most in life is the Pope's views* on crime in America and Iranian nuclear capability.

*views that our POTUS is just assuming (??) he has

#stablegenius

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

President Trump posts a lengthy attack on *checks notes* the Pope