Austin Chapman

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

@irishirr #irishqueer

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

@irishirr your wife has a bigger dick than you #tinydick

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

@irishirr pick it up yourself dickwad. #shittyreporter

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

I love meadows

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

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[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

To find your cool robot name, take the 16 digits of your credit card and add the expiration date and security code. What’s yours?

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

Gabbi michelsen is awesome(:

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

The word u never want 2 hear on an airplane, " AAALALALALALALALALA"

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

Damn iPod typin random shit

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

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[Words @wordstionary]

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Look at this bitch in the middle trying to act hard.

[Pimp Kermy @PimpKermit]

That awkward moment when, a vegetarian is giving a cop a blowjob, then she suddenly realizes she just ate pig.

[chris @iTweetYouSkeet]

if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the "Bucs", What does that make the Tennessee Titans?

[Pimp Kermy @PimpKermit]

Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.

[Pimp Kermy @PimpKermit]

When I'm sleepy, I make like a black girls hair and nap. #POW

[Austin Chapman @TubbyMan16]

If I get bit by 1 more fucking spider I'm gunna nuke my mother fuckin house

[chris @iTweetYouSkeet]

An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick