Teddy Lassiter

Chiefs - Royals - Red Wings - Jayhawks - Sporting KC - Liverpool FC

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

GOT IT DONE 😤

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Don’t know why this had to happen. And not going to lie it’s hurts. But all we can do now is Trust in God and attack every single day over and over again. Thank you Chiefs kingdom for always supporting me and for everyone who has reached out and sent prayers. I Will be back stronger than ever ⏰

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

Patrick Mahomes tonight:

73.3% CMP
288 YDS
4 TDS
132.2 RTG

Make sure you mention him with all the other MVP candidates.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BIG TEAM WIN‼️

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Juniorayers1 @wingoz https://t.co/o7dMpHRGEQ

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

Here's where Chiefs rank in penalty stats this season:
Enforced penalties per game: 8.4, tied 6th
Enforced penalty yards per game: 70, 5th
Penalty differential: -13, tied 2nd worst
Penalty yard differential: -90, 3rd worst

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

We will report more details as they become available, but it’s clear that something special happened today.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

The #Royals may be idle today, but that doesn’t mean no meaningful baseball was played in town on this Labor Day. Numerous witnesses are reporting that a 49 year old Kansas City man launched a mammoth, opposite field, switch-hit, 3 run bomb that was apparently a sight to behold.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@WeatherPeens

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

8:15pm CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Moderate Risk: for southeast MN, northern IA, western WI https://t.co/TgJgC6cj9Y

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@WeatherPeens

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

12:10pm CDT #SPC Day2 Outlook Slight Risk: from eastern Kentucky and Ohio into the central Appalachians https://t.co/Y1WiOd8m1i

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

🚨MISSING: Rachel Gross, 45YOA, Brown hair, Green eyes, 5’2/175 lbs. wearing a Green Jacket and Gray Pants and last seen in the area of Gregory Blvd. and Cleveland Ave. in KCMO on 03/11/25 at 4:49AM. Family and friends are concerned about Rachel’s safety and well-being.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@BizNasty2point0

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 I’m already over it, but not going to bed. It’s Saturday night, Edward—live a little.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 Get what? That you are a dipshit, Eddy?

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 No, you came on here. I just like calling out dumbasses.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 Have a great night, chump.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 I’m going out on a limb here and assuming that you have never played hockey and probably can’t even skate.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 Maybe try words instead of GIFs.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 Okay…brilliant rebuttal.

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85

[Teddy Lassiter @TubbyWashington]

@Eddyc85 Was it not a missed obvious penalty at a critical point of the game? I’m not sure what you are arguing.