Abraham

3 brain cells trying to work but none of them know who’s the captain now

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

Street light: 1
Me: 0

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

“You JFK’d me” -K

[Ryan @trying_to_peak]

Just made my therapist cry from laughter by describing @Tubraham26 as a 'specimen'

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@TheSexiestNexi @PaulorRaul I was so confused after the hang up 😂

[Dottyyy @musicby_dotson]

What’s people’s infatuation with the reason behind why people don’t date or want plus size people? I mean I do, and that’s my type damn near lol but why do y’all care about people who don’t? I’m genuinely curious.

[Raul Murillo @PaulorRaul]

“A failure to plan is a plan for failure unless your plan is for failure then your plan never failed”

- Abraham Lopez circa 2023

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

Just for @beezle_bubba to know I’m serious about it

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

Just gonna leave this here

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

Not me physically choking on air and almost dying for 18 measures in the the middle of my final piece during my hearing 😭😭

[El Se𝕏iNe𝕏i @TheSexiestNexi]

"SANTA CACHUCHA"
- @Tubraham26

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

Tell me why I’m craving some Del Taco food rn for nostalgia 🥲

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@_axlxcalipso Bet ya ass I am 😤

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@beezle_bubba I didn’t even realize you took my photo 😂

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@_axlxcalipso

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

After giving it up for a New Year’s resolution last year I can finally eat dairy normally starting tomorrow. A year of no queso fresco and quesadillas does something to a Mexican man 😭😭

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@itsahmewoohoo The 2 taquito kids meal. $4.85 for 2 taquitos, a box of fries, and a 16oz. drink of choice 😮‍💨

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@itsahmewoohoo BUT CAN YOU BUY A WHOLE MEAL FOR $4.85 🤔

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@itsahmewoohoo Listen here, it’s good for broke people like me 😤

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

If you’re reading this;
Yes it’s 3:45 in the morning of posting this.
Why because I’m doing homework I procrastinated.
No I don’t think I’m getting sleep today as a consequence.
Don’t worry this isn’t the first time I’ve done this 🙃

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

@itsahmewoohoo I miss the father 😭😭

[Abraham @Tubraham26]

I need a shovel