tucker

writer | arkansas apologist | fool

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

Mfw I can definitely be trusted to not completely ruin a football program

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

Silverfield is 12-20 against teams above .500 and went 4-4 in conference.

What a joke.

I think I’m taking a break for the next couple of years and focusing on literally anything else.

Can’t support an unserious program. Fire Yurachek.

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Back to complain:

Golesh’s wife is from Greenwood and Wommack literally played for us. If you can’t get one of those guys in, you should be fired as AD.

This is a damning indictment of the board and AD. It’s abundantly clear that we can’t get coaches to say yes.

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Memphis success has never really impressed me because I think they just have more money than everyone in their conference.

And then you have the illustrious coaching legacies like:

Justin Fuente (doing play by play for TCU radio)

And

Mike Norvell (about to be fired)

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@dbessner I Think You Should Leave

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

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SONY

RELEASE A BLOODBORNE REMASTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

It's about you.

Thank you for 30 years of play 💙

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

Here’s how I can still win the nomination

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Think I’m pretty much permanently moving to Bluesky. Haven’t been around here much lately and probably won’t be for the future. You can find me there under tuckerpartridge.

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Go hogs

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

@ChrisLTurner We’re really just gonna quantum loop 2016 forever, huh

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@TylerDBrooke @FourVerts Incredible

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

I don’t think comedians have ever innovated a better comedic medium than sports radio call in shows

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

We knew that 'The Paul Finebaum Show' was going to be appointment listening today and, boy, did this caller deliver:

[tucker @TuckerPartridge]

OJ: Made in America is probably the best from a critical perspective, but I really, really enjoyed Pony Excess and The Best That Never Was.

[ESPN @espn]

What are your favorite @30for30’s of all time? 👀

This Sunday, we celebrate 15 years of stories too dramatic not to be real 🍿

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@ChrisLTurner Just a generational fumble

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@Pirategeorge @KatesOfHeaven @Lizzie_Baseball Disagree