Tucker Carlson the Human

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[Tucker Carlson the Human @Tucker_Carlson]

@TheRealTBone @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @IvankaTrump Whatever powers control our world have a delicious irony dropping two sledgehammers on Trump on the first day of…”The Fall”

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Hmm…I’m not a God-guy…but whatever powers control our world have a delicious irony dropping two sledgehammers on #Trump on the first day of ‘The Fall”

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@Microsoft @EASPORTS @Sony @Apple @Google
Want to help #Putin feel the pain?!?
Block all Russian gamers!
You know how to do it

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We’ll know that we’ve come closer to “ending racism” when the scared/armed white man defense is too embarrassing to use.

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@DGComedy We focused on our little pee-pee and finally realized it wasn’t up to the task.

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From my neighborhood: https://t.co/HUsKO3V7Fe

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@Jimmyspolitics @AOC Us old white guys should leave #AOC alone. Her voice belongs in the choir. It’s way more resonant than that off-tone shit from the far-right. #AmericaStrong

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Looks like I’ll be spending the first week of 2021 in Georgia! #GetMitchorDieTrying

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#PresidentialDebate2020 Who has the list of all the things we’re supposed to “look” at? There’s a bunch of nothing on #Trumps site

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Poor Katie Miller...it must hurt when #PresidentTrump is the one to give your, newlywed, husband the COVID.

#Karma

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Crazy thought...If you have kitchen-tongs, why can’t we give candy to kids on Halloween?

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT?!? #Trump

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Yo @POTUS you can tell me @JoeBiden eats puppies for breakfast and @KamalaHarris is under the influence of Karl Marx’s ghost, but it still wouldn’t make up for your continued treason.
#ImpeachTrumpAgain

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Is there a #DeadPool on tonight’s Trump Show?
Rudy, Sheriff Joe, Ben Carson, Jeff Van
Drew or King Donny?

#STFUDonny

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@RockyMntnMike To match one of the three under #Cheetolini ‘s hair?

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Why are we so certain #Putin isn’t offering #Trump2020 a bounty to kill America?

#WearADamnMask

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Is it bad to not care that this latest partisan fight has body count?
That’s the attitude at the #MSM and the reporting on #Cuomo vs. #Trump
Focus on the solutions not the show!

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Big banks don’t care about your business
30+ years w/ #WellsFargo...left us hanging for a #PPPloan
@BremerBank responded, got the paperwork done and entered to the #SBA, in less than 2 hours. #stressrelief
That’s earning business!

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@HalSparks how about “The Tall Guy”?
Jeff Goldblum, Emma Thompson, Rowan Atkinson and Elephant Man the musical. It can’t be beat.

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#TrumpSlump will be an historic marker on all Market charts.
A nice counterpoint to the historic #ObamaBounce