Laura Kepner-Adney

Singer, songwriter, bartender

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

I think I need to start buying Cholula chili garlic in 64 ounce containers

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

This new @springsteen album sounds like some oldschool Tom Jones album and I am HERE FOR IT. #whatgoesaroundbabycomesaround

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@BoozyBrownGirl Always happy to read your adorable bf stories 💙

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Almost every day I can't remember if I've taken my allergy pill. So I've either had none or like three today. Regardless, they don't seem to be working.

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@Leilalopez I felt bad for his friends, tbh.

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Right before he called me a bitch to my face #shiftlog

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

This smug asshole can go to hell. If you want to save money on tipping, EAT AT HOME. #shiftlog

[CNBC @CNBC]

This simple tipping trick could save you over $400 a year: https://t.co/MhES06lRHl via @CNBCMakeIt

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@NekoCase I wanted that server to come back and smack his smug face with his own tab. If you want to save money on tipping, EAT AT HOME.

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@T3am5hark Not that I could tell. He had also never heard the term "club soda" so maybe he was an 👽

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Someone asked me for "gas water" tonight.
He meant club soda.
#shiftlog

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

"Hi, there's thirteen of us and you didn't know we were coming and I know you're at standing room only but where can we sit?"
#shiftlog #hospitality

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Is it just me, or does "behind the stick" sound gross and sexist, on top of outdated?

[Deborah Roseman @roseperson]

The idea that when 1 undocumented immigrant commits murder he indicts all of that group, but when 1 white supremacist murders 49 he is one of "a small group of people that have very, very serious problems" isn't just white privilege, it is white supremacy itself.

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@BoozyBrownGirl Oh girl(s) don't i know it

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Quote of the night:
White girl: "I'M IRISH!"
Black girl: "I'M BLACK!"
Everybody cheers.
#shiftlog #StPatricksDay

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Oh hai you're sitting in front of the well all night and watching me make drinks. And now it's time for you to pay and you lay your dirty cash directly on my damp and cluttered rail. Repeat X 1000. #shiftlog

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

@BoozyBrownGirl I have a brand new baby barback, and i asked him to ring in a toddy upcharge on a whiskey, and he brought back a receipt that said 'HOT TATI' and now he's my favorite person and I'll never spell it any other way.

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

It's fun to explain to a guest that he doesn't get to treat me like crap BECAUSE he tipped well. That's not how tipping works. #shiftlog

[Laura Kepner-Adney @TucsonLaura]

Where are all the Viagra ads for aging gay couples? Asking for a friend.

[Neko Case @NekoCase]

If I see another thinkpiece about male abusers in the music biz where you actually still are holding up the myth of “genius” and keeping shit the morherfucking same I am gonna blow my own face off while imagining it’s yours. I’m not sorry I said this. 😡 Motherfuckers.