Lon Lofgren

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who life gave Vodka, and have a party!

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@LiarsGood28921 Jesus teaches that it's not what goes in your mouth that defiles the spirit, but rather what comes out.

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@karenFischzy8x Darius Rucker.

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@_josephine0_ A vook who knows what the he'll they're doing! You know, the stove has knobs so you can turn the heat down if it's too hot!

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@Dan_scav1 @FIRSTLADY_Rv_Q As many times as possible!

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@CoastWcw You better yer ass, I do!

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@Emmaiid11 tone-deaf schmoes out there who could stand your crazy left-wing hate-filled rhetoric. Good luck in your future of weight loss infomercials, QVC appearances, and "Where Are They Now?" T.V. shows.

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@Emmaiid11 Not a problem, Petunia. I don't listen to talentless, super-sized, racist, looney libs like Lizzard - uh, Lizzo. I get so tired of hearing these self-important know-nothings ordering their fans NOT to listen to their "music". Well, puerquita, good call, chasing away the few

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@Jenny1708FL House.
International House of Pancakes.

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@PatriotEmma47 Tough nuggets! You don't want to hear it? Stop eavesdropping!!! You'll be happier and healthier if you just MIND YA BUSINESS!!!

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@Emmaiid11 I'd say, my Grandfather lived to be 90 years old. Not by eating salad, but by MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS!! What we're doing is has NOTHING to do with you!

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@SEzra31589 Because there's no such thing. You're a dude with pink hair playing dress-up. You can't force people to join in by saying you're offended.

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@LiarsGood28921 So, instead, you decide to look like a pig? Whatever, Petunia.

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@MEGA223490 Well...... bye.

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@rozali_126 There's three right there!

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@dalceshere 4

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@Anne23336wj Her life.

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@Hina_isb The Dog!

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@Popularpuppies3 Meat Loaf!

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@Oldtimers365 Dustpuppies!!

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@AmericanaMama_ That's Burger King , and the $7.50 I've got is for my lunch! She needs to figure something out. (I know!! Adulting is hard!)