Tuddy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

This is how we were raised…
and it worked! 💪🏼

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

“Bunch a slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me” - Buddy Stephens to his players

[Robbie Faulk @robbiefaulk1878]

Buddy Stephens loading up with half a bag of Red Man was a cinematic masterpiece.

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Burt Gummer approved

[fOx @fOx1257067]

This is one of those things you have to see it to believe it🤯

On November 9, 1970, a 45-foot, roughly 8-ton sperm whale washed ashore near Florence on the Oregon coast.

Three days later, the situation was getting worse. The carcass was decomposing, the smell was becoming unbearable, and curious people were coming down to the beach just to see it.

At the time, Oregon’s beaches were under the responsibility of the Oregon State Highway Division, so somehow the job of getting rid of an 8-ton whale landed in the hands of highway officials.

Assistant District Highway Engineer George Thornton was put in charge of figuring out what to do with something that was far too large to simply haul away.

On November 12, reporters and spectators gathered on the beach to watch. KATU reporter Paul Linnman and cameraman Doug Brazil were there recording the whole thing.

It did not go according to plan.

More than 50 years later, the footage is still almost impossible to believe.

What would you have done with an 8-ton whale you couldn’t move?

[Owen Reed🦬🏈 @omiester]

What a jersey

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

@BulldogTCOB Back in the day it was embarrassing to have to move over to the “Husky” section of the kids clothing department.

The real sad part it “Husky” back then is probably considered healthy today by these quacks because we can not offend anyone overweight

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

@mfa6677 The balance is zero but the confusion at checkout is where the real value is

[EricTheRed @RealEricTheRed]

Big deal ... Most Packers owners have sex exclusively in trailer parks.

[GeoffinLincoln @GeoffinLincoln]

Robert Kraft the next time he sees Jed York

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Being the last customer at a whore house hits different. It’s the emotional equivalent of being the last pick in gym class, except everyone’s exhausted, the lights are too bright, and someone’s already mopping around your feet.

[Shea in Irving @SheaInIrving]

the angle the media is missing:

jed york got arrested 9am on Sunday--for the virgins out there, discounts are common in that time slot so the $140 ain't as funny as it sounds-but what is funny is that Jed York walked into a whore house knowing he was the last john of the night shift. and liked it. yeeeeeesh

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Word

[Slim “hard edge” Pikins @jerseyeer]

I hope it rains at the white out game, not enough to cancel the game but just enough to enjoy the view #tits

[Mark D @MarkedlyStupid]

You see a billionaire patronizing a trailer park hooker.

I see a small town boy who made it big supporting his local economy. Never forget your roots!

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

East Palestine has been through a lot lately and we’re gonna attack the one guy trying to stimulate the economy?

[Fred Bear Bulldog™️ @BulldogTCOB]

that’s Shane Gillis

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Deshaun Watson after hearing there's a trailer park in Ohio that only charges $140

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Yo, @fanduel @draftkings quick question, do y’all take action on the Robot Olympics?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Reason 4,559 why baseball is the greatest sport…Regional play by play and color commentary.

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

Harry Carry was calling a game and in the third inning, the camera showed a man and a woman kissing.
In the fifth inning the camera showed them again.
In the seventh and eithth inning, the camera showed them kissing again.
So finally in the ninth inning, after the camera showed the two of them kissing again, Harry Caray uttered those words:
"Folks, I think I figured it out.
He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls!"
Also attributed to Dizzy Dean and Halsey Hall!

[Tuddy @Tuddy419]

Maury Povich would’ve called this a two part special

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A 19-year-old woman in Brazil gave birth to twins, but a DNA test revealed they had different biological fathers.

The rare phenomenon can occur when two eggs are fertilized by sperm from two different men during the same ovulation period.