Todd Cassel

NJ transplant to hot, dangerous desert since ‘02. If you don’t want timeline filled with, movies, TV, comics, Yankees, Steelers takes: back away fr/the Follow

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Bat-Antidotes

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Love Darts

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Love Darts

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BatExtension

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BatExtension

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Gotham City Nice Fresh Water

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@alexpardee Cardinals with mini chainsaws!

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Bob Fosse’s performance in the 1974 film The Little Prince had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

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This may be a Top 10 all-time MLB photo.

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@stephen_richer Reprimanded…not fired?

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

DOINK

Glove ➡️ head ➡️ homer

🎥 @MLB

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@phxroadrunner So colorful…

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Gotham City Nice Fresh Water

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The Key To The Bastille Cell Block In Which The Man In The Iron Mask was Imprisoned

The Jeweled Key Of Kaincardine

Human Key Duplicator

Hey! This episode’s about keys!!

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My ★★★ review of Remarkably Bright Creatures on @letterboxd: https://t.co/5o5UgEj18g

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The Key To The Bastille Cell Block In Which The Man In The Iron Mask was Imprisoned

The Jeweled Key Of Kaincardine

Human Key Duplicator

Hey! This episode’s about keys!!

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To Batman for Incidental Crime Expenses.

ICE?? A payoff for helping ICE? You should be ashamed, Batman.

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It finally happened. David Marchese asked Nicolas Cage the question that I've wanted to ask Nicolas Cage for seven years.

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Tell me you don’t fucking understand insurance without telling me you don’t fucking understand insurance.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Oz: We believe that 35% roughly of the people that are using the Affordable Care Act are not legit because they have never filed a claim.

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"I'm not committing to doing anything in writing," Acting AG Todd Blanche says when asked about formally rescinding the $1.8 billion fund.

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@wyshynski We had only two 7-game series this offseason. Out of 14 to-date. Snore

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@memeticsisyphus What a specious example to make an incorrect point. I bet you also run Yield signs when someone is driving just a bit behind you in other lane because of some unrelated comparison to ordering fresh fish at the grocery meat counter or somesuch.

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So frustrating. Sometimes I’m able to be successful smart one on road…others I have to deal with A) angry straddle the line to keep me from passing mook or B) I’m-not-letting-you-in dick. Wish I could flash “Google zipper merge” just as I always want to flash “Google Yield sign”

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People who don't understand zipper merging should have all their plumbing replaced with plastic straws.

I've never understood why "We all line up and go really slow and leave an empty lane open for miles" is Decent Citizen™ RW coded and "Drive normally in as many lanes as are available" is LW "redditbrain" coded. Perhaps it satisfies some unsated desire for duty and sacrifice.

I also think people are thrown off by the term "zipper merge" like it is some kind of carefully orchestrated ballet that requires masterful execution and could only work in an ideal world. It's not. It's just normal driving.

What is a two-, three-, or four-lane highway but a "zipper merge" that either hasn't zippered yet, or is always zippering and unzippering? In fact, normal highway driving is infinitely more complicated than a zipper merge.

Yet I have to get in line with the rest of the lemmings because if I try to drive normally and rationally, some Road Justice Defender will put the life of my family in danger to keep the empty lane pure and undefiled.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

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@DebiCole9 @SD_Comic_Con Thanks for the help. Just organizing my brain after 16 years staying in relative walking distance. Enjoy the Con!!