Kaleb

I’m incapable of harboring any emotion that truly encapsulates me

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

@16morganjae poser

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Just tried to take max effort pre-workout to the dome like @corygfitness and almost choked to death. Not sure how you do it G, you’re a beast.

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

A guide for people new to lifting weights:

Is it a week day?
—> arms and chest

Is it the weekend?
—> arms and chest

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Trying to study for an exam and I kid you not, heard my neighbors scream “who’s ready to gooooo!” And they started blaring “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore. Never wanted to graduate so badly

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

If you’re in Greek life, you’re a normie poser. I don’t make the rules

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Girls always want to date a gamer until they find out it’s not all gg and wp. Some times it’s ff at 15, EZ, ???, tilt queuing, and perma bans

[Ali Moreland @a_more24]

@Tuebakka okay that avi😍😍😍

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

@Huntertmun Drop the Venmo @. The boys won’t be going hungry this weekend. Not on my watch

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

@Nick_Downing24 Stopping by later

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

When business majors say, “I’ve been networking this week.”

it’s code for, “I went and got dinner with my parents who own the company I’ve been interning at the past 2 years.”

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Fewer things in life are as heartbreaking as a man unable to have a beer with the boys on Saturdays

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

@bsakelley @tomdelonge I plead the fifth

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

If I told you I loved you, would you love me back?@tomdelonge

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Just listened to Mom Jeans in the car with the windows down. Got tired of hiding that I’m a midwest emo poser

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

If she can run her MATLAB script without receiving an error feedback the first time, she belongs to the streets

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Not saying that correlation equals causation, but during Obama and Trump’s presidency Bobby Shmurda was behind bars. Biden’s been in office less than 2 months and My boy is already free.

Coincidence? 🤔🤔

Wake up America.

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Are you a Rawr xD “not just a phase” :3 hot topic emo, or are you a it’s been three weeks since she left, I can’t eat and I steal my stepdad’s cigarettes twinkly flannel emo?

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Not sure why people hate on the MidWest. Where else can I get a fountain pop the size of my head for 99 cents?

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Just found out straight men exist unironically🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Kaleb @Tuebakka]

Intellectual property never meant anything to me