I teach grades 3-8 Islamic studies. I know many parents are at home with their kids right now. If you would like to enroll your child for 20$ a month (for first child and 10$ for each additional child) please email me at [email protected]
In shoprite...
Nobody: beep, beep, beep, $1.99 savings
Random child's voice: Ahhhhhh tabainya mamadisi mama!
Me and Malih: wtheezy? Lol!
Me: That kid has been infected... with black girl magic!
Malih: She's white!
Me: So, we'r infectious and electric.
Us: Boogie woogie woogie🤣