Colin Hamilton

Eat, drink, and be merry

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

In 2019, I have pooped 934 times for an average of 2.6 times a day. Thank you all for coming to my TED talk

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

Hey @DannyDeVito, what do we think? #TheTrashMan #ItsAlwaysSunny @RMcElhenney @CharlieDayQuote @GlennHowerton @KaitlinOlson @alwayssunny

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

If a friend asks for help, ya help em

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

@Phillies I'm looking for a highlight; Jimmy Rollins HR, 5th inning against the Nats on 8/26/12. I got the ball after in landed in the right field seats. Can you help the search? @TMacPhils

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

I got a new phone yesterday and Flappy Bird is officially dead

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

@jacqualeeeen What about me says, "smart"

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

Reasons why I don't fly (besides v high cost): the dude in front of me just let one rip and I'm honestly concerned he shit his pants

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

Does reclining your seat that 2 inches on a flight reeeeally make that much of a difference?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

Yikes

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Remembering 9/11 And the Man In the Red Bandana https://t.co/nBbeX13oF1

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

That awkward moment when you accidentally like someone's birthday post on fb that you don't ever talk to

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

*googles 'Clarence Thomas Age'*

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

@mellibeann Mel's Bistro of Coolness

[Colin Hamilton @TuesdaySwimGuy]

I just had a cob of corn, and I didn't bring any floss sticks

[TSA Northeast @TSA_Northeast]

A West Virginia man said he forgot he had his loaded gun and three extra speed loaders in his laptop bag when he came into the @TSA security checkpoint at North Central West Virginia Airport yesterday. That's a lot to forget! Hard to believe there was actually room for a laptop!

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨 DOUBLE VOTE DAY! 🚨

#WPMOYChallenge + Jones
#WPMOYChallenge + Jones
#WPMOYChallenge + Jones

RETWEET to win this autographed mini helmet + help @Showtyme_33 earn a $25,000 donation to the charity of his choice!