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[CRACKAJACK @crackajackson]

Charls Carroll was right about Jet Neptune from the beginning.

#fishtanklive

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Ventilators used for treating COVID-19 patients may have helped attribute to more de-ths than the virus alone, study suggests.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Liberals will cry about "separation of church and state" when a public school wants to display a Nativity scene

Then literally introduce a bill to increase the number of Muslims in government

OK 🤡

[CN News/Schedules @CNschedules]

Adult Swim is celebrating its 25th anniversary on Wednesday, September 2 by recreating day one's lineup:
10:00p - Home Movies
10:30p - The Brak Show
11:00p - Harvey Birdman
11:15p - Sealab 2021
11:30p - Space Ghost Coast to Coast
12:00a - Robot Chicken Adult Swim special

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

We're talking about To Catch a Predator, right? Where someone walks into a house after chatting with someone they thought was a child, often driving several hours to get there and always bringing some kind of sexual paraphernalia with them? Gosh I wonder what they were planning

[Boogie @boogietothemax]

This article ends with the writer essentially saying “Okay he sexted with a minor but he didn’t ACT on it okay???” which I think should immediately make you liable to a hard drive check

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is how it feels when faggots and trannies get into my favourite hobby

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Your letterboxd should not be a performance for strangers on the internet.

[Boogie @boogietothemax]

It’s weird seeing a bunch of people who think the punishment for being mean to trans people should be a bullet in the head clutch their pearls this hard about a bad person dying via suicide

[saila @sailaunderscore]

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight."

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

One of the weird changes in the Odyssey movie is that they add these weird oblique references to "the elders," who seem to dictate when Penelope should be remarried. It's a very telling modern distortion: all ancient states being ruled by an unseen council of geriatrics.

[Cave @RevengeofCave]

Every single porn "artist' out there is the most cucked libshit imaginable it's really funny lol. You draw tits and cocks for a living, your opinions are somehow worth less than an actor's.

Like say what you will about Shädman but he knew exactly what he was for better or worse.

[Ojamajo PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

I never made the connection before but someone in the replies pointed out this is probably the result of kids growing up with drama YouTubers and similar culture.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

Yeah, MySpace, Club Penguin and Neopets.

Not private Discord servers ran by people with a dozen YouTube documentaries about them.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

I hate to break this to you guys, but "my knowledge, my years of experience, that's all nothing compared to the bristles on your chin" isn't written to be good dialogue, it's written to be generic enough that it can be combined with a beat drop and go viral as a TikTok sound.

[☣️ Feral Queen STR 😈 @strstyler]

Your shitty flag literally has blue for boys and pink for girls you stupid fucking troon

[M⛏️M @MoronMining]

Internet Atheism is when God is an immoral tyrant who doesn't exist, but if He does exist He's actually a queer ally.