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Independent mind II Love Humanity II Peace,Love & Unity agitator II Respect is earned II Mugikuyu Karin'ga II

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@Replica70976270 Fear women. This one probably tried to scam the husband but it failed. Sasa ako na machungu.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@4thPresidentKE can you explain this. Usitubebe wajinga

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

What H.E UHURU'S government used to do when mega projects were on the table, wasn't to negotiate the standard 10 to 30% kickbacks. UHURU'S government used to sit on both sides of the corruption table...taking 100%... madness...and H.E Ruto even refused my plea to go after the 4 dollar billionaires..

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@AchrafHakimi what else do #Morocco need to prove they were beaten on their own soil ? By the way, you forgot to steal #France goalkeeper towel ! https://t.co/DjhGUM84wM

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

I beseech all Kenyans of good faith to condemn goonism. I can project the country falling into civil war if this trend doesn’t stop. If the country falls, no one will be safe including the KK bloggers. Therefore Preach Peace.

[Adele @Adele_lide]

The good people of Kisumu don't want to see Sifuna there

They are saying that, just as Sifuna is unwanted in Mulima, he is also unwanted in Kisumu

Kisumu was peaceful until Orengo brought Sifuna to the city

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@AtwoliDza @DavidNdii y’all better hit the gym like right now otherwise you’ll die ‘suddenly’

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

This body has been lived in and not looked after. I’m curious to see the progress he makes over the next few months.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@ahmednasirlaw You’re lying. What do you benefit when you lie. Dangote has not invested in #Kenya . All the previous & current govt has been asking for kickbacks. And the worst is Rutos govt.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup here is a simulation that was never booked. Ooh I forgot, it #Argentina player

[Juan Carlos Sánchez @JC_SanchezA]

La expulsión de Embolo fue correcta de acuerdo al reglamento por fingir la falta. Sin embargo, la duda sigue siendo porque las sanciones no son parejas. Enzo Fernández hizo lo mismo ante Cabo Verde y ahí no se juzgó igual.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@woodyVSworld @woodyVSworld welcome to football

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

Happy day today. #Morocco out! I don’t like y’all since the #AFCON debacle. France 2: Morocco ZERO! Happy day ! Allah Akbar! @AchrafHakimi #mbappé

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@10AbuTala @Cristiano this is your downfall. You are a super player but your EGO outweighs your sportsmanship

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@amenya_nelson Mr Amenya, what is wrong with the picture ? What I see is a well dressed lady, given a chance to express her thoughts in speech form and there are men listening attentively. What is wrong with that? Please explain? @amenya_nelson @paulinenjoroge

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@kilundeezy Are these fools from one family ?
So just one family is supporting Muchina.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@lfc009666 @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup we see how your referees are working extra hard to make #Argentina win the #worldcup2026 #CapeVarde

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@voando_nabe Argentina is being favored by @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup to win the #WorldCup. Same script played during #AFCON when #Morocco was being favored to win the Africa Cup. But the gods of football are watching. #SackGianiInfantino

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@OleItumbi Mr Itumbi, we know you since the days of Uhuru. When you come out defensive and pointing fingers at others, we know you are lying and have been paid. Tusizoeane @OleItumbi @ntsa_kenya

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@kijana_misa Dr. Kingori

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

If a Kikuyu, Luo, Kalenjin, Luhya, Mswahili, and Somali all got hired on the same day at Kenya Ports Authority, Mombasa, and you went back to check on them after 10 years, this is what you would find:

KIKUYU 🐝

✅ Owns a three-bedroom in Shanzu. Title deed in his name. Family settled, children in a private school nearby. He hardly goes to his village. Mombasa became home!

✅ Has two rental units in Kisauni already generating income. A matatu on the Likoni route with a trusted tout managing it.

✅ Drives a 1300cc EFI. Clean. Paid for in cash.

✅ His idea of a night out is meeting one old friend at a local leaking joint, splitting a quarter kilo of nyama choma, and arguing over land prices in Ruiru over two cold Tuskers.

✅ He is already planning to quit KPA.

LUO 👑

✅ Lives in a five-bedroom house in Nyali. Rent is 85,000 a month. The sitting room has a chandelier.

✅ Drives a 4000cc V8 on a loan that still has six years to run. The car turns heads. That is the point.

✅ No land. No rentals. Has a savings account he has never saved in.

✅ Is the Chairman of the KPA Workers Union. Has called eleven strikes in ten years. Nine of them were about Kikuyus being promoted unfairly. He sings TUTAM in meetings!

✅ His Friday night involves ten friends, a table full of beers, music that makes conversation impossible, and a very loud argument about how Raila would have been the greatest president Africa ever produced.

✅ Genuinely believes the Kikuyu guy in accounts is stealing. Has no evidence. Does not need any. But he believes they were born thieves!

KALENJIN 🏃

✅ Family is in Kericho. He is in Mombasa. This arrangement makes complete sense to him.

✅ His 1300cc car is also in Kericho. He takes buses.

✅ Has quietly bought 37 acres near Londiani. Does not talk about it.

✅ Drinks beer slowly, alone or with one or two clansmen, in a corner of a quiet bar. The conversation is mostly about home. He is already mentally back in the Rift.

✅ Regularly wonders why they built the port in Mombasa and not somewhere more sensible, like Kericho.

LUHYA 🎵

✅ Has one wife in Bungoma and one wife in Mombasa. Both know about each other. Neither is happy. He manages.

✅ Has been waiting seven years for another Luhya to become MD so things can finally go his way. There have been two Luhya MDs. Neither remembered him.

✅ No savings. No land. But he knows every Lingala song released between 2015 and today, and there is always a sweet sixteen somewhere who thinks he looks important.

✅ Looks at the Kikuyu's rental houses with genuine admiration and zero plan to replicate them.

✅ His budget does not survive the third week of any month.

MSWAHILI 🌊

✅ Has never lived anywhere else. His grandfather worked at the port. His father worked at the port. He works at the port. This is simply how things are done.

✅ Lives in the family house in Mvita, Old Town. The house was built in 1962. He sees no reason to move.

✅ Does not hustle. Does not plan. Believes strongly that riziki inatoka kwa Mungu and that rushing is a sign of poor upbringing.

✅ Has a small shop downstairs run by his wife. The shop has been open since 1987. The stock has not changed much since then either.

✅ Genuinely confused why the Kikuyu is always running somewhere. Kwani where is he going?

✅ Spends evenings at the baraza with elders drinking kahawa chungu and discussing how Mombasa was better before everyone else arrived.

✅ Still waiting for his cousin's friend's brother to finalize paperwork on a piece of land in Likoni. The cousin says it is almost ready. It has been almost ready for four years.

SOMALI 🐪

✅ Was hired at KPA but stopped showing up after three months. Nobody is quite sure when he left or how. But everyone suspects he gets paid.

✅ Currently owns a money transfer business, a wholesale shop in Eastleigh, a small logistics company operating between Mombasa and Garissa, and a share in a fuel depot.

✅ Drives a clean Prado. Cash.

[Tuff Tuff @TuffKraken]

@Kenyans @WorldBankGroup are you for real? Why ? Why? You are giving a corrupt government money to fight corruption. All this money will go to a guy call Kasongo’s pocket

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@eurofounder @eurofounder good try on your excuses.