Society needs to bring back that Pee-wee's Playhouse aesthetic. People don't go out anymore? Give them a reason to visit places. Make them look cool. Make them attractions. You know, to ATTRACT people. "Oh but then they can't resell it". Then make something that lasts.
When I got out of my car I noticed several Northern Cardinals in the parking lot. I wondered if one was the Queen of the Boardwalk, so I offered snacks. One of the Cardinals flew to an overhead branch and then landed - it was her! Chickadees and Tufties also stop by.
ME: I'll just sit down for a moment what could it hurt
THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on
“Run” would be the funniest last words. Imagine you’re dying of old age, surrounded by family, and they lean in to your bedside expecting some final nugget of wisdom or expression of gratitude and you just whisper “RUN.”