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Should've been dead by now 🙂

[monky @ccedwo]

i see why people kill themselves

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

My heart bleeds for Kenyans because we really think we are the exception to Iran , DRC , Sudan , Afghanistan, Nigeria. The pattern is visible and no one is the exception to bad leadership , greed and corruption.

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Tunakuaminia mkuu" is a line used to cheer you as you fuck up shit

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

University in kenya is just an expensive way to delay figuring out your life

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ @Tukcomrade]

88% of men receive their first flowers on their funeral

[JudyKariuki Wangari @Judykariuk6921]

Ofcos the CCTV ilikuwa Kwa dorm to serve the best interests za safety ya watoto.Ama you think the matron huenda CCTV room in the morning to see 'em getting dressed?freaks. We should be thankful ilikuwa juu people would be busy trying to decode what exactly happened.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

If you Want to Know a Person, discuss Politics, religion and Women with him..

[Limo @Limorio_]

A functional government with systems that work for the people.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Germany is not even prepared for Ebola but a third world country in East Africa led by greedy politicians are very ready.

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

I'll be the most successful mf outta my bloodline.

[Ｉａｎ🛸 @1Kangogo]

A wise principal would let watoi wawatch UCL final! We don't want news tomorrow...

[jon @jonxgenius]

You ask people to take pics of you and they will hand you back 20 pics of straight bullshit.

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Ni hao wazungu walienda Congo to exploit Congolese minerals and in the process contracted Ebola ndio mnataka ku host in Kenya? Whoever said the enemy of a black man is a fellow black man aongezwe mshahara.

[Pipita @mcpipita]

I'm so confused by this split screen on Citizen. One side students are dead, on the other leaders are surrendering all to Jesus while dining at Safari Park

[Auntie Crepes @Nyamburah_]

I need Kenyans to wake up from religious psychosis. The god of rachel & ruto is blind to the evils happening to our innocent children

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Just so you know if we demonstrate our displeasure at the american bases . The USA military can shoot us on Kenyan soil without any consequences. Diplomatic immunity they call it.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

Unaamka unaskia 10 young girls have died in a dorm fire. 💔Hii nchi ifungwe