Tuker Carson (Not Tucker Carlson)

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@GregoryStepani1 My show? What kind of TV do you have?

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@benshapiro Use to be so much easier Ben. Just buy some land and indentured servants to have them grow your food, dig your wells, clear your land and build you a plantation. Hang a hammock between two old hickories and lay down to a mid afternoon mint julep American Dream. The good ol’ days.

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@jaketapper Snooze Button.

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@GloriaJ02984804 Those idyets would never even hire me. I bet they don't even know who I am. 😆

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FBI = Female Body Inspector @seanhannity Lolz see you at lunch.

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@seanhannity You can get these pumps all day Sean. lolz ... check your email .. I sent you that coupon for Panera.

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@seanhannity 'Mask Season'; definitely sounds like something ANTIFA would want. (Belly Chuckle)... Still on for lunch?

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@kenolin1 @TuckerCarlson How dare you sir! I would NEVER say one thing on my show and personally do something else. Pinky promise. 🤙

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@TuckerCarlson That dumb idiot. She needs to move back home. aMeRIcA doesn't need her. Poor people disgust me.

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Scientific Fact: You can clean your hands with sand. Bonus: if you stick your head in it you can hear the ocean. #cdcguidelines

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@rosemcgowan @HeyTammyBruce Totally Rose. Great men like Donald Trump and Benito Mussolini were men of the people. Dems will never understand the benefits of nationalism because they hate their country.

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@TheDailyShow Trevor, I'll never forgive you for this.

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@ProjectLincoln I'll body check a cloth breathing ankle biter.. I don't really give a flying Fig Newton.

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@benshapiro Unprecedented Ben. Normalcy has gone bye-bye. Twilight Zone type stuff. This is as normal as Confederate flags in the Capitol Rotunda. The despicable Democrats and their ANTIFA Agenda are going to rub feces all over our democracy.

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@jaketapper Write a good one.

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@ProjectLincoln Tuker Carson

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@ProjectLincoln https://t.co/9wfRgffcQJ

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@jaketapper Thanks Jake, but how do liberals explain their state of denial? #DanWhiteSociety

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@TuckerCarlson When you're done there catch me driving in a car on my way to the #DanWhiteSociety

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@seanhannity What a nut. Ending "nuclear wars" and taking care of children. Pffft. Waste of time.