Heather Eaton

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work from home and live on my own. I've found that my vocabulary is starting to shrink. I use the same words and phrases with my work colleagues, so when I do see friends at the weekend I'm forgetting the correct words to use.

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

Typical #northernfail service - train hasn't arrived in Glossop, no announcement it's cancelled and according to the app it's already left (didn't know they'd invented invisible trains) @northernassist

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Who created the largest tax burden in history and crashed the economy trying to cut taxes for the super-rich? you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

Twoflower ready to explore Fes @madbadbob #discworld #twoflower

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

How the hell is Germany on nil points when Lords of the Lost were the best band?!!! #Eurovision2023

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @trussliz omg cant believe he was also part of the anti-growth coalition babe!! SO right to get rid!!! 🙀🙀🙀🚮🚮🚮

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

So far, in order to combat the cost of living crisis, we have:

Tighter rules on benefits for the poor.
Lift caps on banker’s bonuses.

Unfortunately none of this is a surprise.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

You literally voted in favour of this happening!

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

obsessed with this liz truss photoshoot where they've styled her as if the joker started shopping in LK bennett

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Nadine Dorries just said the privatisation of Channel 4 had "quite a few critics but unanimous support". Not entirely sure she understands the meaning of 'unanimous'.
#C4News

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

Turns out googling @PrivateEyeNews and blow job leads to some very unfortunate pornhub results, not the story on the PM I was expecting #rookiemistake

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Danny Danny Danny. Get your dark, vicious views the fuck away from my daughter. I'll fight till my last breath to protect her from ghouls like you.

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

This seems so thoughtless and uncaring that I suspected it might have been photoshopped to make her into a pantomime villain. So I went to have a look at EC's timeline to check. My word, it's real.

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

DISGRACE

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Boycott the fuckers.

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

@HelenaknownasH Sending all the love H x

[Heather Eaton @Tukhe]

Beach selfies #gsdakita #rescuedog @ Hunmanby Sands https://t.co/tpQvbXyBzq