Tulane Cats

Official Twitter outlet for the musings of the many cats that populate Tulane's Uptown campus. We are always listening, hiding and plotting.

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But seriously, thanks to @dimatiata for the assist in an awkward moment. Though beware: do not think you have curried lasting favor from us.

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Yeah, well we're sticking YOU in a vending machine next.
It won't be so funny then, will it.

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Maybe they'll never come back...

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Where do we go at night when it pours? Great time to work on our booby traps at the Study Abroad office. Because they suck. We got you guys.

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Signed a lease? How pathetically safe. We'll be impressed when you spend nine months braving the perils of the Academic quad.

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@Tulane_Cats superfan

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Everyone is gone. We miss you. Come back and play. Just kidding. Stay away forever. You're a pain. We like your beds.

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We don't go on Tulane Confessions because we already know all of your secrets. Also, most of us don't have computers.

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Though we might still want in on the massive paper mâché party Kappa Sig is obviously planning, what with all the newspapers they've stolen.

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So next time we decide to start a drug ring, we aren't going ask the Kappa Sig guys to hang onto our stash for us. Because they're idiots.

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Big brown square on the academic quad, looks like our new litter box is almost complete. Thanks Tulane.

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Gosh, nothing's cuter than frat boys that can't sing. Actually yeah there is: frat boys with clawed-out tongues. Love is in the air.

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A few smallish wind turbines placed under Stern could probably power the whole campus.

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Those Zeta people threw a bunch of Zeta beads up in the bead tree. OUR bead tree. The cats are watching you.

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Broken elevator in Monroe... Yup. You're welcome.

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No offense, but the the eight hundred girls screaming their heads off all day today was the most annoying thing since we got neutered.

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Happy Catukkuh and Merry Christpuss to all who have already left us. Peace (and quiet) is coming to the campus.

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One of our hobbies: loosening screws on people's skateboards when we get the chance. Those things are just annoying.

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Dang it's just fog. We thought another frat house might have caught on fire.

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These students are such suckers. If you can buy them off with a quad full of snow, who needs decent academic or study abroad advisors?