So last night, I ordered a pizza - and had the delivery guy leave it at the front door. When I came to go get it - the pizza was BEING DRAGGED AWAY BY A RACCOON.
Sorry pal, you'll have to order your own pizza.
What a time, another comm (a long time in the making and oh so worth the wait) done and ready to show off. @fauxygen Turned me into my one and only, Caveira. I also had no idea they were gonna do this, but they made me interrogate @Tulisan990. Prolly cause he's smelly
Enjoy!
Me: Man, I caught COVID. Thatโs the third convention Iโve caught it from.
Cashier: When you say conventionโฆ like, what, a furry convention?
Me: โฆ Yes.
Cashier: โฆ
Me: Weird, that furry convention was the first thing you thought of.
Cashier: Iโฆ am also a furry.
MY. FACE.