2 shots of vodka

DJ. Fashion. Content creator.

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

Happy birthday to me 🎈

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

@_drewshots Thank youuu

[Bùòdá Táyé @buodataye]

Today is National Mirror Day, post a mirror selfie from your gallery.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

I believe it’s called private for a reason

[dede @derinmama]

should your partner have access to your private journal?

[Kéne @AtuanyaKene]

Unfortunately i would have gone home , shame 😭

[Castle Lite Nigeria @CastleLite_NG]

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[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

*during sex*
Me: say youre my bitch
Her: youre my bitch

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

me with you
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

me without u
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

A man never has to worry about me exposing them tho. Lmao

Exposing you is exposing me and im not willingly putting my own business on the TL.

[🪐 @OpiumX_29]

but i be knowing

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

OKAY

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

If u have an iphone u SHOULD be using apple music and NOT spotify

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

They really don’t make tv shows like Touched by an angel no more 😔

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I like being around people who allow me to be quiet.. please I promise for the 5th times nothing is wrong i’m in my zone😂😂

[Terry Joshua @Terrythedonn]

I love myself so much that solitude has always been pleasurable

so the idea of being round folks I don’t like, for the sake of social climbing is a crazy concept to me

[2 shots of vodka @Tulzbaby]

Too cool

[Benita🫧🎀 @benitakegbe]

I think people pretend to hate plantain.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I’m a very petty person, i believe people only understand the gravity of what they have done when you do yours back.

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Dennis Edwards — “Don’t Look Any Further”

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes